Coronoviral Shit


We all agree that it’s a bit of a cunt that’s gonna run and run, so by popular request here’s a page where you can fill yer boots about the BBC (Big Bad Coronavirus) and all things related to it.

A rough idea what is going on.

A real time tracker to see if you are dead or not!

Followed by the official UK Gov tracker.

847 thoughts on “Coronoviral Shit

  1. SADIQ ADOLF KAHN:

    A mini cunting for mini Mayor Khan, who announced in his faux “important” voice yesterday that passengers would have to wear masks on buses for a year (at least).

    Who does this self important little shitstain think he is?. Of course being Muslim he is all in favour of face coverings, but I wish he would take his religion and his mini brain and go fuck himself.

    The sooner he is the proud owner of Sadiq’s Fags and Mags Shop the better.

  2. I stupidly said on here I hope there is a vaccine soon. Well I retract that with bells on.

    I do not want any vaccine that has been rushed through without years of trials. Will you take the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation funded vaccine? Bill ‘Needle’ Gates has been flailing his money about everywhere!!! I also have heard rumours that any vaccine they bring out with make us all infertile.

    Fuck the vaccine!

    • If the vaccine works for us old cunts who are most at risk of being seriously fucked, then infertility would be the last of my concerns.

      Where’s your Bilko gone, Cuntologist?

      • Ok too much info for you but I am still fertile! I’ve read too much David Icke and don’t believe in da virus anymore.

        It must be a conspiracy where my Sgt Bilko has gone! I’ve been de-Bilko-ised; must be Susan Wotsit of YouTube at it again.

        Off topic RTC- – check out this website and look at the predicted 2025 populations of UK, America and Australia.

        http://www.deagel.com/country/

        For example, it predicts 15 million in the UK in 2025, a big drop from 66 million. Do they know something we don’t?

        • Maybe Greta gets her way causing a sudden return to the Middle Ages… or the Eloi become extinct due to Morlock gluttony…

          Either way, at least we don’t have to wait long to find out.

          Re Sgt Bilko – have you made a minor error when typing in your email address? Or changed your email address recently?

          That’s what usually causes avatars to change unexpectantly.

          • Ha ha – I faffed about writing my reply for so long that I didn’t see your two posts above!

  3. https://www.smh.com.au/national/victoria/covid-19-information-bypasses-melbourne-s-non-english-speakers-20200517-p54tq4.html

    Are we supposed to feel sympathy for ethnics who migrate to an English speaking country, can’t be arsed to learn the language and make no effort to find out why they’re in lockdown?
    Why should information published in the overwhemingly majority language (I don’t think Australia has an official language) have to be translated into Göd knows how many different languages and dialects* for the sake of relatively few migrants who are clearly making no effort to integrate?
    Who would be paying for it? You can bet it ain’t going to be out of any migrants tax dollars. The odds are few are employed and paying tax.
    If the “community” leaders spent as much effort on getting folk to integrate as they do on helping them claim asylum, welfare benefits, fight extradition etc then there wouldn’t be any issue with lockdown.
    No wonder covid seems to affect certain groups more than others.
    The UKs present is Australia’s near future it would seem.
    * Perhaps we could ask for government websites here to be translated to reflect our own unique regional dialects and terminology e.g. why ‘aye man, ‘ee bah gum, knees up mother brown me, ye wee cocksparra etc. Why should we learn the Queens English when the imports don’t?

  4. Londoners are dying for a day at the beach.

    My neighbors had 6 people round for a dinner party yesterday. Apparently this part of the country is very safe so they wanted to bring the infection with them from London.

    Some people are just born stupid, selfish and arrogant…

  5. Have been trying to get my head round the new strict rules and regulations for visiting a boozer when they officially open from July 4th.

    This article in the Telegraph just seems to make the entire trip like hard fucking work, and I very much doubt if some punters will bother to follow the guidelines, especially once they’ve had a few!

    So for the time being I won’t be bothering with pubs or restaurants, especially since there’s every chance of catching Dink-19 from there.

  6. Seems that some countries around the world are lifting restrictions wholesale, including flights; while others are tightening lockdown after a second wave – according to news reports on Aljazeera.

    The USA is in a particularly fucked up state with places like Florida, Nevada and Arizona reporting a huge spike in Dink-19 infections.

    Typically the EU can’t agree on how to reopen their borders along with what “safe countries” should be included for travellers to visit Europe from.

    It’s a tidal-wave of political fuckwittery personified.

  7. The new coronavirus rules say no singing at weddings and yet it appears you can hold as many illegal raves in the street with impunity.
    It’s not the world gone mad, just this fucked up country of appeasers.
    Still, people should be safe from my karaoke offerings for now but I still insist on continuing my Grandad moves at any wedding reception – oh fuck! What’s that you’re saying – only 6 people allowed at a time at a reception?

    • If I was cynical I’d reckon the chinks are doing this on purpose now, the cunts have gone to far now!, utter cunts!!!!!

  8. Cases

    Corona cases, to be specific.

    Let’s all panic when they find a couple of dozen “new cases”. Let’s ignore the fact that those cases are probably not severe, and that most of those affected/infected wouldn’t have known anything about it if they hadn’t tested positive.

    They keep finding new cases because they keep looking for them.

    On the other hand, if they were to test the whole population then the death rate will look ridiculously low. I expect that most of us have already had it without noticing, and those who have sadly died of it (or with it?) will suddenly become a much smaller percentage of a much bigger case number.

    I want them to stop going on about cases without qualifying them as severe, or at least noticeable!

    Nominated by: Paul McCuntley

  9. Have been various news reports on AlJazeera of countries, who have lifted their lockdown restrictions either partially or completed, now witnessing huge spikes in infections, resulting in new lockdowns.

    Countries such as Saudi Arabia, Madagascar, UAE, South Africa, Israel and Palestine to name but a few.

    On top of all this, some countries with lockdowns already in place are still seeing significant rises in daily infections/deaths – India, Russia, Germany, Brazil, Mexico and the USA.

    So you’re fucked if you don’t life restrictions, and fucked if you do.

  10. I hope you all clapped like tame sea lions last night?

    Clap for the salves, clap for the benefit mums, clap for the clappers, clap for the clappers who have the clap etc etc…….

  11. Blimey 9 tower blocks in Victoria, Australia, have a police guard – nobody allowed out – all because of 100-odd ‘Covid-19’ cases across the entire state of Victoria. Nobody is dropping down dead in the street from this disease and now we know the mortality rate, so why the hell are people being treated like this? Victoria is gripped by some stasi lunatic.

    I see the Daily Fail readers are in favour of this hard lockdown.

    • p.s. The entire number of ‘cases’ in Oz is a tad over 8,000 and over 7,000 recovered. Only 104 deaths in the whole of bloody Australia. A hard lockdown is totally unnecessary.

      • On the flip side, the population density in such a vast country like Oz, is around 9 people/mi² with a population of almost 26m spread over just under 8m km²

        Compare that to the UK with a pop of 67m and land area of just 243k km². The density here therefore is 724 cunts per square mile!

        No wonder our death rate is so high!

        • Hey Technocunt 🙂 Australia as a whole is less populated than the UK, however, most folks down under live on the coast.

          No matter, my calculator makes out that the death rate in UK is 0.08% and in Oz it is 0.003%- the poor buggers in Victoria need to stick two fingers up to their authorities.

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