Ashley Judd

Ashley Fudd is in India just now and her tweets say she’s loving it.
Is she aware about the way a lot of Indian girls are treated like shite ?, and is she going to start and speak at a march for women/girls who get raped in front of onlookers in public ?
Most probably not.

She has also defended Muslims for aiding people who’s religion sounds like flewish ( trying to get by moderation there) in the second world war.
Good on the Muslims that aided them, but it means fuck all today, when muslims are the enemy and are hell bent on spreading their filthy shite everywhere.

Talking of Muslim shite, the local parkies have had to cut back the eucalyptus trees coz the Moroccan cunts that are infiltrating my town go under them and take a shite. Dirty cunts.
If you go to the park, quiet back street, car park corners or down to the old ruins of an old fort by the beach, you will find dried up pitch black Moroccan shite with the odd bit of skid marked toilet paper lying around it.
That to me is a major reason these cunts should be sent back to north Africa. It proves they are animals that cant respect their new “home”.
The park used to have a tunnel made of eucalyptus trees in a row that was lovely. Not anymore.
Why can’t we have a nice park and just tell the cunts its not on ?
They’re just going to do it somewhere else.

Ashley Fudd to Moroccans shiteing in my park, how does my mind work ?

Nominated by Birdman



Yes, it’s Halloween time again. I’d explain what it’s all about but I can’t be arsed to repeat meself, so if you’re really that interested, then read what I wrote here.

Basically it’s a medieval religious fuckfest that’s been bastardised by the Yanks and converted into a merchandising opportunity and, thanks to the morons who run the EU/Britain into a night when you can light up a kiddywinkle. Why? Well because the cheapjack shite costumes they foist on the little darlings are classed as toys not clothing and don’t have to meet the same fire safety standards FFS!

So, want to celebrate Halloween? Why not fire up a kiddie?

On the other hand just print out this poster, stick it in your window and the cunts to fuck the fuck off!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert is a cunt.

Viewed (by ‘hipster’ Yanks and student knobends) as the great satirist and subversive (but actually just a watered down version of what Rowan & Martin and The Smothers Brothers used to do) has decided to take a big pay hike and take over (another cunt) Letterman’s chair and arselick a load of Hollywood celebrities.

Really sticking it to the man, that is…

And Amy Sedaris is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Norman & Mr Twister



People who adopt words and phrases that they’ve learned from watching American television programmes, because they think it’s ‘cool’ to talk that way, are cunts.

They call men and women ‘guys’. They say things like ‘no way’, and say ‘I guess’ instead of ‘I think’ or ‘I suppose’. My favourite pet hate is ‘off-of’. And they can’t stop saying ‘absolutely’. Whenever they’re asked a question, they don’t say ‘exactly’, or ‘you’re right’, or ‘that’s correct’, or even simply ‘yes’ any more, it’s always absofuckinlutely.

A nation whose version of English was derived from semi-literate Cornish sailors has nothing to teach us regarding our spoken or written language. They can’t even spell properly and haven’t yet learned the correct use of the pluperfect tense. All English people who parrot Americanisms are cunts.

Nominated by: Allan

I especially hated when cunts throughout the 90s used the word ‘Not’ because of Wayne’s World…. Like ‘I think that’s a good car – Not!’

Some tossers still use it today unfortunately (not to mention ‘We are not worthy!’ bullshit that came from the same film!)…

Other dreadful Yankisms are ‘Cowabunga!’ ‘Jack Diddly Squat’ and calling anyone ‘Dude’. I also loathe the term MILF… We all know what it means. But a sexy woman is just that, regardless of age… Putting the mother spin on it is a little too Norman Bates for my liking…

Nominated by: Norman

The yanks took the english language and raped it.

Also HTML is an Americanised cunt. Do you have any idea how many fucking times I have to type ‘center’ instead of ‘centre’ when writing this blog? Fucking hundreds, that’s how many times. It really gets on my tits!!!

Why can’t these cunts learn to spell????

Nominated by: Dioclese

The United States of America


It’s the Fourth of July – so how can you NOT cunt America?

The good old U S of A. Land of the fat, home of the stupid. The nation that thinks it has a God given right to stick it’s nose into every country’s business because it knows best.

Just look at Iraq. No plan, no exit strategy, no fucking idea what to do next. Fuck it. Let’s just move on and start another fucking war somewhere. Just as long as it’s some other poor fucker’s country that being devastated.

All because America knows best. They know fuck all, the cunts.

Nominated by: Dioclese