Toby Perkins MP

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Labour’s MP for Chesterfield, Toby Perkins, is a total cunt…

In a typical Labour lefty way, he’s been sitting round with his fingers up his arse thinking about what’s really important in this country. Never mind the economy, terrorism, the NHS and all the rest of that shite! He’s thinks that the english having their own National Anthem should be top of his list!

So thanks to Toby, we now have the English National Anthem Bill which not content with already pissing good Commons time up the wall will now receive a second reading on 4th March. The bill would bestow a responsibility on the Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport to hold a consultation across the UK, and Mr Perkins suggested there could even be an “X Factor style programme” to select a song.

So even more time effort and money to be pissed up the wall!

Perhaps I could suggest an appropriate song? How about ‘Too Many Cunts to Count’ off our very own Cuntmusic page?

If cunts like Perkins are running the country, we’re fucked…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Dido Harding

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Dido Harding, the incompetent CEO of the worst ISP in the country TalkTalk, is an absolute cunt!

Last week TalkTalk was hacked for the third time this year. THIRD TIME FFS! What the fuck was the woman doing? Clearly not her job of running the fucking company that’s for sure.

So how the fuck did Baroness Harding of Whinscunt get this fucking job? Well, she started off at Woolworths (who went bust) then moved to Tesco (where she ‘resigned’ aka was sacked) then after a spell at Sainsbury (much declining profits) ended up as CEO of TalkTalk. Now you might think she sucked somebody cock to get the job? You may very well think that, but I couldn’t possibly comment.

Ditto how did she qualify to become Conservative peer? Well, that’s a lot easier to answer – in October 1995, she married John Penrose, MP for Weston-super-Mare, Parliamentary Under Secretary of State, Culture, Olympics, Media and Sport since 14 May 2010. 2010 you might recall is about the time she landed the TalkTalk job. I’m sure it’s a total coincidence, along with the peerage.

Highlight of last week? Watching the bitch squirm on TV. Highlight of the TV moments? Watching her admit she didn’t know whether the data that was hacked was encrypted or not. Didn’t know FFS! It’s her job to know!!! It’s bloody basic – especially after two previous hacks within the past year.

If this cunt keeps her job after this, there’s no hope for any of us any more. Worryingly, In February 2013 she was assessed as one of the 100 most powerful women in the UK. The honour was repeated the following year, when she was named in the 10 most influential women in the BBC Woman’s Hour power list 2014.

Even more worrying is that the incompetent cunt is a non-executive director on The Court of The Bank of England. Christ help us!!!

What a total cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Foxy Bingo

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When I look at that blasted “Foxy bingo” I can see why foxcunting should be legalised immediately.

What happened to adverts that tried to sell you something? Alright it’s usually worthless shite but what is with payday loans (that is the interest rate not the cunting phone number!) and assorted play poker online at all hours?

I want to stick their “we’ll give you money” right where the sun shineth not.

Nominated by: Mr Angry

Turkey

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24th April marks the 100th anniversary of one of the First World War’s worst atrocities so today, I’m nominating an entire country. The genocide of over one million Armenians by the Turks, who back then were still the Ottoman Empire. The reason I’m nominating Turkey for a cunting is because instead of facing up to this crime and apologising for it, the Turks not only refuse to acknowledge their responsibility for some of the most heinous murders in history, they actually deny it even happened. Despite the eyewitness testimony and other evidence.

The reason that the Ottomans gave for slaughtering the Armenians, was that there was a war on, and the Armenians were traitors. But, as various witnesses commented at the time, the villages in which the Armenians lived were nowhere any battlefield. The true reason for this genocide, is that the Armenians were devout Christians.

One young girl, who survived the genocide told of hearing her father being tortured and murdered by Turkish “soldiers”, whilst she hid. When she came out of her hiding place, hours later, he’d had horseshoes nailed to his feet, his hands had been nailed horizontally to a wooden board with big iron spikes, he had been cut open from his abdomen to his chest, his genitals had been cut off, and he had been decapitated.

In one village, the entire muslim population watched, and laughed, as Armenian women were forced to dance. Any who fell, or were too slow, were whipped, as were their children, who were forced to clap in rhythm. Eventually, the women were doused in kerosene and set alight. Other witnesses spoke of seeing the bodies of pregnant women who had had their abdomens cut open, and their unborn babies placed in their hands. One witness wrote about seeing peasants attacking Armenian men with scythes, saws and spades.

There is so much documented evidence of this atrocity. Yet the Turkish government not only refuses to acknowledge that the genocide took place, they actually brought in a law, making it illegal to “insult Turkishness”. So strong is their desire to deny this atrocity, in the face of irrefutable evidence, that the Turkish government went into full victim mode earlier this week, Pope Francis described the atrocity as; ‘the first genocide of the 20th century’. The Turkish government slammed the ‘inflammatory’ remarks, and accuse the Holy Father of spreading ‘hatred and animosity’ with ‘unfounded allegations’. They also recalled their ambassador to the Vatican. They would prefer that we all shut the fuck up about it.

The true reason that that Turks don’t want to admit that this atrocity occurred, is that if they did, they would inevitably face claims for reparations, and also demands for the return of land and wealth stolen while the genocide was taking place. To me, this is not only cowardly, it displays an appalling arrogance, as well as a being dishonest and spectacularly dishonourable. Had this been the other way around, and Christians had savagely tortured and murdered over one million muslims, the Turks, and muslims everywhere would be screaming for justice. And this is a country that has ambitions of joining the EU. A country whose government, intelligence and security services and police and military, MAY be sympathetic to the likes of ISIS.

The fact is, most Turks, like most muslims, are an incredibly violent people who are also mentally and emotionally unstable. Until they face up to the fact that their ancestors committed one of the worst crimes of the twentieth century, they can’t expect any other nation to respect them. Also, they cannot claim to be a modern, civilised society. One more thing. The Turks traditionally hold a commemoration of Gallipoli on the 25th of April. This year, that commemoration is being held today.

Nominated by : Quick Draw McGraw

Neil Hamilton

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For fuck’s sake what’s the matter with you cunts?!?

I cannot believe that no cunt out there has ever cunted this cunt on “…is a cunt”. And now just to make things worse, his cunt of a mate Farage has finally managed to get the cunt onto UKIP’s NEC. What’s the matter with UKIP? Have the cunts got a death wish?

This cunt is a fucking electoral liability. The rank and file membership think he’s a cunt, I think he’s a cunt and, frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the fragrant Christine thinks he’s a cunt.

Neil Hamilton is cunt amongst cunts; a veritable ubercunt; a cunt so large it could could swallow the Houses of Parliament. Whole. In one gulp. Cunts don’t come more cuntish than that!

Yes, Neil Hamilton IS a cunt – and anyone who disagrees is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese