Tony Blair [10]

I’d like to nominate Tony Blair for a cunting.

His utter contempt of the British people as being “too thick to decide” with regards to Brexit (and that cuts both ways against those wishing to leave as well as those wanting to remain) just exudes everything that is wrong with him and his faux left-wing cronies, i.e., “Ours is the party of the people! Now let us dictate exactly how you live because you cannot be trusted to make any decision for yourselves. Power to the people! We just don’t expect you to use it, we’ll do that for you.”

The conceited superiority of this cunt really needs slapping down! And would he have been so vocal had the result gone the other way? His way, the gravy train for him and his cronies way?

It’s no secret that Tony B.Liar had designs on the top seat in the EU with all of his toadies in tow like Mandy Mandelson and Alistair Campbell, which halted as the WMD scandal hit.

But now the cunt is back and is shilling for another seat in the EU and his vehicle is to rabble-rouse the remoaners into kicking off (not that they need much of an invitation), even after parliament has now decided and passed through that Article 50 should be invoked (House of Lords aside – another nest of unelected cunts).

The cunt has obviously been promised something from Juncker, Tusk or Verhofstadt to attempt to derail democracy because once invoked in the UK they’re bricking it that their house of cards will collapse all over them! And let’s face it, that would be no bad thing, unless you’reof the ilk of Tony Blair and his cronies!

Tony Blair, you are a cunt. An educated lawyer type of cunt (to worm you way out of shit with your smarmy legalese) but when it came to Brexit yours was one vote. When it came to Brexit, mine was one vote.

Your vote does not count more than mine just because you are a cunt of undefined proportions!

Nominated by Rebel Without a Cunt

Tony Blair [7]


I pray leave to move for an emergency motion under UN charter 666 to nominate the Cunt Tony Blair as being a shameless shitting himself lying spinning cunt.

You will have heard him attempt a pre emptive strike in lieu of the forthcoming Chilcunt report which will almost certainly criticise him for misleading Parliament, or at least it should if it is doing its job. He is sorry for acting on ‘Intelligence which was wrong about Saddams possession of WMD’ apparently. Well hold on right there. You see Blair you lying cunt, in actual fact there was no intelligence wrong or otherwise which claimed Saddam still possessed WMD. This was established during Alistair Campbells testimony in which he was unable to pinpoint what item of intelligence justified your bold assertion to Parliament that such possession was ‘beyond doubt’.

As a lawyer you know full well the import of such a phrase and you used it without justification. You lied in other words. If you had any intelligence which claimed this and which you acted on in good faith and which subsequently transpired to be wrong then you could be forgiven. But the fact is there was none. You are spinning a crock of shite today as if that was the case.

Fuck you , despite joining the Paedophile ridden Catholic church your concience is still eating you up as you look like a fucking skull.

Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter

Independence Day


I just can’t let the 4th of July go by without marking it by cunting the entire nation of the United States of America. It just wouldn’t be right.

Every year, these wankers celebrate the “nations freedom and the brave men who died defending it”. That’d be the brave men who illegally invade foreign countries, stomp all over any nation that disagrees with them, and forces their dogma on the entire world. The biggest bunch of hypocritical bullshitters on the face of the planet.

The nation that “defends freedoms future” by bombing the fuck out of anyone who gets in their way.

The nation that turned up late for two world wars. Britain would would still be waiting now if it wasn’t for Pearl Harbour.

The nation that was populated by the dregs from the gutters of Europe and whose slogan was “No taxation without representation” when the British crown never received a fucking penny in taxes in the first place.

The nation that has laid claim to every invention it never invented and has rewritten history to suit its own ego. Orwell would have been proud.

Basically, a nation of cunts. Happy 4th July, you fuckers!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Phillip Hammond


What is it with the name Hammond that guarantees you’ll blossom into a first rate cunt?

Our newly appointed foreign secretary has been sounding off about Putin again with all the delicacy one would expect when dealing with a fragile situation. ”This man has sent troops across an international border and occupied another country’s territory in the 21st century acting like some mid-20th century tyrant ” (Kennedy in Vietnam maybe?). Has this slimy little Mr Burns lookalike cuntface been living in a middle England cottage with the curtains closed and fingers in his arse and ear for the last thirteen years since we illegally sent troops to tear the living fuck out of Iraq?

And this bell end is supposed to be the Foreign Secretary. The only cabinet this cunt belongs in is one made of sturdy oak with a strong lock on it. This guy is not prodding the Russian bear, he is shoving his skinny little hand up its backside and. No Phil, this isn’t Iraq with its catapults of shit for WMD’s, this is military powerhouse with the capacity to turn us all into dust within minutes. I personally hope that Putin nuts him at the next G8 summit for being a stupid little cunt.

When total war breaks out at least that cottage of his will get decimated first.

Nominated by: Too Many Cunts

Tony Blair, Man of Peace [6]


t’s time once again to nominate Tony Blair for a cunting. The worthless, warmongering, piece of shit recently told the world that the UK should send troops to fight ISIS in Iraq and Syria. Obviously this murdering cunt isn’t content with having the blood of tens of thousands on his hands, he wants even more blood, including that of British soldiers.

Well, I think it’s time for his two sons to be forced to join the army. He’s quick to send other people’s sons and daughters into danger. Let’s see how long his love of war lasts when he has to worry about whether his own sons will come home alive and in one piece. In fact, he should go there himself to fight. Let him experience first hand what it’s like having mortars, .50 Cal rounds and assorted small arms fire thrown at him. I’m willing to bet he won’t find war so wank worthy when it’s his own life at risk.

The biggest irony is that Blair and Bush are responsible for the rise of ISIS. Had they left Saddam Hussein alone, we would not be in the position we currently find ourselves in. Men like James Foley and the two other murdered hostages would still be alive. The hostages currently being held, would not be hostages.

In 1991 Norman Schwarzkopf, the allied commander during the first Gulf War predicted the chaos that would follow if Hussein was removed from power.

But Blair and Bush not only wilfully ignored all the advice to leave Iraq alone, they falsified evidence to make it look like Saddam Hussein posed a grave threat to the West. Strange as may sound, Hussein was actually a stabilising force in the Middle East. And those two dipshits removed that stability. In Blair’s case, I believe he did so knowing full well what would happen. He wanted to promote himself as one of the great leaders of the free world. A warrior against evil. And it didn’t matter how many died as long he got the adulation he craved.

Blair wanted a legacy. Well he has one, he’s a mass murderer. That’s his legacy. He’s killed as many people as Saddam Hussein. Not with own hands of course. But he is responsible for all those who have died in the ‘War on Terror’. And he’s responsible for those who WILL die in that war in the years to come. And believe me, it will be many years before this is over.

I despise Blair with every fibre of my being. It’s not often I’ll say this, but I really can’t wait for the day that evil creature snuffs it. That day, unfortunately is years away. I won’t celebrate, but I will not shed a single tear either. Too many people are dead because of him. And in the mean time, we have to suffer the injustice of watching that monster making millions of pounds.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw