Virgin Media

Posted on August 21, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Virgin media deserve a cunting.

I get home to find out that several channels in my tv package have been removed. One of which had two series set to record, another couple I used to watch now and again. It’s ok though, they’ve been replaced with channels that only people cunted on this website would watch, like ‘Vice’ for example, and some others that come from the bottom of the barrel.

I was reassured after my last complaint that my bill would not increase, so instead they swap channels for cheap shit that only people who belong on the Jeremy Kyle show would watch. Trying to contact them to complain requires the resources of Bletchley Park, to end up speaking to some Indian, which doesn’t surprise me too much as there must be two dozen channels on virgin tv dedicated to them.

The only respite in all of this is I’m using their own fucking fibre optics to cunt the bastards.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

Virgin Media (2)

Posted on July 8, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

It’s nice to finally have internet back after nearly 2 weeks, I would like to nominate a cunting for VIRGIN MEDIA for making me wait that long just to have a bloke “an engineer” come around and unplug one box and plug in a new one . Really two fucking weeks why couldn’t you send it in the post like they used to so I could have done it myself ……wankers.

Nominated by Sheriff Of Cuntingham.

I’ll second that cunting, because Virginmedia are fucking useless, their e-mail app is shit and when you finally wish to dispense with their overpriced services you have to jump through hoops on the phone for an hour while some hapless (and no doubt underpaid) poor sod in Calcutta or Delhi tries desperately to sell you more shite. I bet her bearded cunt of a boss dropped her into a shark tank for her failure, Bond villain style…

Nominated by Mr Bastard.

Virginmedia are indeed cunts of a higher order.

Bad enough trying to explain broadband problems to some Bangalore bot; then the fucking cunts throw in random £3.99 price hikes every few months.

Not coming across all fucking Anne Robinson but make sure you cunters ring up Virginmedia retentions at least every 6 months to try and get a marginally less excremental deal.

As an aside, nothing gets my fucking goat more than your average greasy-overalled phone company shitheel being described as an ‘engineer’ by Virginmedia. He is not a fucking engineer. He is a repairman. Perhaps if this fucking country held REAL engineers in higher regard, then we wouldn’t be treading human shit freshly laid by the fucking financial sector.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back.