Lilly Allen has presented herself for another cunting. She must fucking love the abuse. Apparently, the criticism of the Abbottopotamus is NOT because she’s a nasty, racist, incompetent, ignorant, moronic fat TWAT! It’s because everyone criticising her is racist and sexist. Give…me…a fucking…break. Seriously, the she was conceived, her mum should have insisted on taking it up the arse.
If it hadn’t been for millionaire daddy, Keith Allen’s money and connections in showbiz, this simple minded gimp would never have been able to inflict the childish shite that she calls music on the general public. The woman is a fucking twat.
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More mongmungous bollocks from Lily The Windowlicker…. Her latest monumental online eppy is about how ‘racists’ and ‘sexists’ were to blame for Abbott The Hutt being taken out of the game… Nothing to do with Abbott being an incompetent , laughable, and totally useless cunt and a complete liability then?….. But this is, of course, typical and quintessential Megamong… Everything and anything is the fault of nasty and evil white men… She probably blames the carnage in Manchester and London on white blokes…. Yet this spaz featured cunt has the nerve to call others racist and sexist… But, of course, racist and sexist are always the classic snowflake responses when they don’t get their way or have no other answers… Fucking coked up STD riddled mong….
Just wait, lefties will be out this afternoon, anxiously telling us that Islam is THE religion of peace and that we shouldn’t blame muslims. The muslim community itself will be more concerned about a backlash against muslims than it will about the victims. Corbyn has issued a statement in which he managed to avoid condemning the atrocity. Don’t worry though everyone, he’s going to talk to ISIS, have a nice cup of tea with them, and everything will be sorted out.
I might try a cunting on this issue later. I need to calm down first though, because my youngest daughter and my niece were at that gig last night. Physically they’re ok, but we’ve been up all night because they’re terrified and in deep shock. And I’m trembling with rage.
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(Sorry for uploading this before you had elaborated but it helps strike home how close to home the threat now is to us all)
These sycophantic leftists trying to out virtue signal each other are making my piss boil.I am conviced now that they seriously to some degree want the country to be conquered by the peaceful ones as a sort of avenging for slavery western intervention and any other shit you can point it that doesn`t involve blaming the Religion of Peace.If it is a religion of peace why do they warn us against speaking out against it through fear of radicalizing people?Either they know it is a lie and are saying “shhh don`t burst our lovely multicultural utopia” or they are indirectly being complicit in the spread of this ideology.As Enoch Powell said “I can already hear the chorus of execration. How dare I say such a horrible thing? How dare I stir up trouble and inflame feelings by repeating such a conversation? ”:
“As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see “the River Tiber foaming with much blood.”
Powell`s issue was that he mistook the problem as lying with race when it was culture that was the issue.
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Caught The Pledge on Sky News recently, is a weekly news themed debating show fronted by arch anti Brexit bitch June Sarpong. What a cunt! Debating is about putting your point across with reasoning, facts and logic not talking over people repeating some Guardian propaganda that has been proven to be bollocks. This cunt has no off switch.
Paris Lees “y’know” needs to be cunted. Saw her on last QT – jeez what an inarticulate, uneducated bitch? I had to google her to see what her claim to fame is and it turns out s/he’s a transgender- go Beeb. Comes over as thick as pig shit.
Once her 15 minutes are up she should fuck off to Thailand or somewhere equally liberal.
I am going to cunt off home serve Beer/ Larger kegs.
My last experience was in 1989 when I bought a novel pretend barrel of beer with a little side end tap, 26 years later I had forgotten why I had chosen not to repeat the experience until last night.
I am currently on an alcohol reduction diet enforced by my girlfriend, I would normally get 2.5 glasses from a decent bottle of beer. 3 bottles consumed of an evening (by which time I like her a lot but she doesn’t reciprocate this love) but succumbed to a new 3 glass rule and bought myself a keg of Hobgoblin.
After reading the instructions fully I set the cask in place, made ready for operation, pressed the button and looked in horror at the large glass of shaving foam it produced… however a decompression valve at the top should undoubtedly cure this problem, no it doesn’t it reduces the flow to something in line with the last spurt of urine after a leisurely pee.
As you can imagine this creates a lot of “what are you doing in the kitchen” questions, gone are the days of open bottle and pour, back in two mins, now it is fill 3 glasses with froth, wait for them to settle and hopefully get one decent glass, toped up with a micro piss stream.
Who ever thought of these things is without doubt a cunt, they are impractical. Time wasting and frustrating.
My next plan will be to introduce the bloody thing to Mr Tin Opener see if that works.