Vast arses squeezed into huge crap cars. Vomit sweet takeaway food. Coffee floating in liquid sugar. Huge portions glued together by cheap corn syrup.

A tide of salt, sugar and fat has swept the world. Cadbury’s? Mega sweet fatty tasteless yankshite. Yankshite Mars bar or Coke new flavor? Add more fattening cunt syrup to hook the kiddies and their bloat arsed single mums on benefits.

NHS spending millions on beds and ambulances for fat fucks. Teams set up to winch lard cunts out of bed at home. PC brigade in there. Against their human rights to call them fat for crissake. Even Ryanair too scared to charge if a fat fuck needs two seats.

Roman Empire left us straight roads and civic architecture
British Empire gave the world railways and democratic government
And the American Empire? Face jobs and pig fat arses for all

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

I’ll tell you who are cunts; those dopey fuckers chucking bricks at the ‘Po Po’ because a jury found a Mexican not guilty of clipping a nasty little street thug after said thug started beating the wet-back and got the good news delivered with a Glock, with their justification being that ‘Crackers be rasiss ‘n’ sheeit, innit?’

The whole trial was a travesty, with the fact that this jig was pot head with a violent, gang cultured character witheld from the Jury.

Are these cunts the same cunts who celebrated when psycho OJ got a pass for hacking his wife and lover to death?

That’ll be ‘yes’ then.

He must be innocent because he’s black? Cunts.

Nominated by: Termujin

FFS! Now it’s OK for some poofta to be a boy scout in the States but not to be a scout leader.

I always knew America was full of homophobic cunts but what the fuck were they on when they thought this one up?

Nominated by : Baden Powell’s Gay Lover