The New Zealand Sand Fly

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Say hello to one of the biggest little cunts on the planet. A true cunt amongst cunts. The New Zealand Sand Fly is a monumental cunt of cunts!!!

This fucker makes the dreaded Scottish midge look like a fucking pussycat. Insect repellant, head nets, gloves, full body protection and still the little cunt bites you. How do they do it?

And the even better thing about these sods it that you don’t feel them at the time. This bastard specialises in delayed action bites. They start itching about 12 hours later. Antihistamine cream? Don’t make me larf! Their bites spit on your antihistamine cream! And don’t even think about scratching because that just makes them itch even more.

I caught one on the window in our cabin one night. Felt really good squashing the little bastard except that he was full of blood. We weren’t sure whose blood until the next day. Then the itching started.

Yes, he is truly King in the world of blood suckers. Should have been a politician…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Neil Hamilton

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For fuck’s sake what’s the matter with you cunts?!?

I cannot believe that no cunt out there has ever cunted this cunt on “…is a cunt”. And now just to make things worse, his cunt of a mate Farage has finally managed to get the cunt onto UKIP’s NEC. What’s the matter with UKIP? Have the cunts got a death wish?

This cunt is a fucking electoral liability. The rank and file membership think he’s a cunt, I think he’s a cunt and, frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the fragrant Christine thinks he’s a cunt.

Neil Hamilton is cunt amongst cunts; a veritable ubercunt; a cunt so large it could could swallow the Houses of Parliament. Whole. In one gulp. Cunts don’t come more cuntish than that!

Yes, Neil Hamilton IS a cunt – and anyone who disagrees is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

GQ awards voters

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Tony Blair has been cunted many times on this esteemed blog. Blair is definitely a cunt. No doubt about it. But is he a philanthropist? Is he dedicated to doing good for his fellow man? Is he fuck as like!

So, dear reader, we are forced to cunt the cunts who nominated and voted for him to be awarded GQ Magazine’s Philanthropist of the Year at last night’s swanky ceremony at the Royal Opera House.

Maybe these cunts were just joking? Maybe they finally realised the meaning of irony? Maybe they’re just totally disconnected from reality (well, they do read GQ Magazine)?

On the other hand, maybe they just are a bunch of total uber-cunts.

What next? Putin awarded Peacekeeper of the Year or Clarkson Feminist of the Year maybe.

Or perhaps the Nobel Peace Prize for Obama? Oh fuck, hang a mo…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Millie Mackintosh

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Millie Fuckin’ Macintosh is an uber cunt whose inherited lots of money from Daddy’s tarmacing business.

She is desperate to elevate herself to the level of a Kardashian cunt. She reeks of it.

Got the “rockstar” hubby (Professor Fuckin’ Green) and always posting utterly pointless selfies on Twitter which for some reason gets press inches.

She’s vain and affected and I despise her (and her cunt husband, but that’s another nom).

Nominated by: white knuckled angry cunt

Jimmy Savile [2]

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Jimmy Savile – beyond a cunt!

Have to admit a grudging admiration for some of the cuntitude demonstated on this august blog but even I have me limits. The allegation has emerged from the Savile Reports that our Jimmy would slip into the mortuary, hook his old cock out and then Jim Would Fix It up the fanny of some old dead slapper or a little kiddie. And he was not alone.

Bugger me (or not if you are orf the Savile tendency), I may be an old aristo and a trifle laissez faire in me sexual proclivities, but that is hogging it rather. It is alleged that Savile boasted that the stones in his rings were made from the glass eyes of his “friends” in the mortuary. Touching little memento or the kind of thing one heard about Nazi perves in the Death Camps or various assorted psychos principally in the good old US of A?

Forced to pose the question “when is a cunt a cunt” and when do they get promoted to the super league. Savile takes the concept into a whole new realm of degeneration. Calling Savile a cunt gives cunts a bad name.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke