Daniel O’Donnell


Daniel O’Donnell is a smug, pretentious, sickly Irish cunt .

Think of all those menopausal, frustrated housewives with their wet fannies watching him on Strictly. Met a young Irish kid once who used to be in his Irish dance troupe, she reckoned he was a real bell end, who never went anywhere without his entourage of people with their heads up his arse.

Constantly publically paying homage to adoring fans whilst secretly telling them to fuck off, wanker.

Nominated by: Lou Smorrels

Ed Miliband [10]

The last who wants to be a millionnaire

Ed Miliband is a stupid hand gesturing, socialist tripe peddling, question dodging, nasally-voiced fucking bastard of a cunt. He needs his adenoids removing…

Is he a cunt?…”Hell yes!”

Nominated by: Fleaboy

Watched the opposition parties debate last night? I did.

Miliband won’t do business with the SNP, or the Greens, or UKIP, or the Welsh and thinks Cameron is a cunt and Clegg is a waste of space. The arrogant little shit still thinks he can form a government on his own and just in case he can’t, he’s shutting the door on anyone who will support him.

Is Miliband a too faced, politically naive little shit? “Hell, yes!”

Is he going to win 326 seats on May 7th? “Hell, no!”

Nominated by: Dioclese

Neil Hamilton


For fuck’s sake what’s the matter with you cunts?!?

I cannot believe that no cunt out there has ever cunted this cunt on “…is a cunt”. And now just to make things worse, his cunt of a mate Farage has finally managed to get the cunt onto UKIP’s NEC. What’s the matter with UKIP? Have the cunts got a death wish?

This cunt is a fucking electoral liability. The rank and file membership think he’s a cunt, I think he’s a cunt and, frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the fragrant Christine thinks he’s a cunt.

Neil Hamilton is cunt amongst cunts; a veritable ubercunt; a cunt so large it could could swallow the Houses of Parliament. Whole. In one gulp. Cunts don’t come more cuntish than that!

Yes, Neil Hamilton IS a cunt – and anyone who disagrees is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Hippies [2]


I fucking hate hippies. When they take/steal/eat/drink/smoke something that is your’s and you complain to them it’s all “Hey! Don’t be such a breadhead, man!” and “All possession is theft!” and other such bullshit. Then they do the “Hey, it’s only a ten pound note/ a phone bill/ a pack of cigs/ a bottle of beer (and so on…). It isn’t a living thing or real life, dude!”

Then they try the “If it means that much to you, I’ll replace it…” With their whiny emotional blackmail voice in full effect: Hoping that you will say “It’s alright, forget it..” Well, bollocks to that. I came across many of these cunts in my college days (and the bastards never get their round in at the pub!).

Never ever trust a hippy!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Max Clifford [3]

Max Clifford

This is an emergency cunting of newly-convicted kiddie-fiddler (and Alistair Darling lookalike) Max Clifford. The media are referring to him as the “King of Spin”. King of Cunts, more like.

If anyone was the physical embodiment of a sinister, dead-eyed paedo cunt, it’s Clifford. A sanctimonious hypocrite who publicly damned Savile when those allegations emerged, Clifford has spent his career claiming the moral highground while simultaneously preying on teenage girls. And any cunt with half a brain could see that most of the “stories” Clifford promoted were fabricated. He damned others for lying, while spending most of his time lying too.

Well, now at last there’s good news: his career is over, his company is finished and come Friday this paedo scum is going to be banged up B Wing where he belongs. Come on Clifford, you vile cunt – prove you’re not a coward as well as a paedophile by killing yourself before you’re sentenced, you sad, sick CUNT.

Nominated by: Fred West