Kanye West [2]


Kayne west professional at being a untalented cunt and utter bellend wants more money but not just from anybody. He wants it from Mark Zuckerberg Mr.facebook cunt, Zuckerberg is famous for stealing the idea for FB from two university students. Begging for money from a unscrupulous cunt like Zuckerberg?.

Fucking comedy gold quotes like “Also for anyone that has money they know the first rule is to use other people’s money.(Blimey unbelievable), “Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas”(he talks in 3rd person BTW) and “Yes I am personally rich and I can buy furs and houses for my family but I need access to more money in order to bring more beautiful ideas to the world.” (Furs and houses for my fambly?!)

Lol oh fuck I can’t breathe from laughing so hard by the way what beautiful ideas has this cunt brought to the world? The cunt has a billion dollar supermodel wife sells his shoes & MOCO music to nigger chav bellends and he still needs more money. Slavery was abolished for this?

Nominated by: Titslapper

Pierre Boulez


Plinky plonk schreech thud. Frog composer/conductor cunt Pierre Boulez has twisted his last pair orf cats bollocks for the sake orf art and is now treating Old Nick to one of his cutting edge metaphysical tone poems.

Music critic at the Guardian in full toss.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

John Robb [2]


John Robb is no doubt a cunt, an anarchist cunt who’ll say anything that goes against the grain to get noticed, cos mummy never loved him. You just have to look at his hair to know he’s mentally ill and narcissistic.

I remember him trying to talk politics, he’s probably looney left, and he denied that society and people’s public behaviour had declined since the war, when obviously people are getting indescriminatly murdered by psychotic Muslims in the street and chavs will stab you for fun, if their mistreated pitbull can’t be persuaded to attack you first.

Luckily, I’ve never heard his music.

Nominated by: Goat

Olly Murs


Olly Murs another spawn of the talent show cancer we call music today.

Now the trilby wearing painter and decorating tone deaf cunt is presenting the very show that discovered the cunt,along with that fame hungry slut Caroline Flack who’s probably already shagged him…..pair of cunts

Nominated by: Smasher