Ed Sheeran [3]


Ed Sheeran is a gargantuan cunt…

Now there are so many reasons to detest this tuneless ginger bollocked gargoyle, but now this cry baby gnome has left Twitter…. Because people are sending him nasty tweets and reading them has been ruining his life….

Seriously….The cunt is a millionaire many times over, even though he has the talent and the charisma of a fresh dog turd in a heatwave…Yet nasty comments have been ruining his life?! Is he that much of a fairy princess cunt?!

Some folk have took the piss out of Sheeran’s ‘appearance’ on Game Of Thrones… Quite a few have said what a self important ballbag he is, so diddumspoos has deleted his Twatter account… He really is an oversensitive, emotional dwarf, isn’t he?… The piece of excrement that is ‘Galway Girl’ was panned and he spat his dodie out over that too….

So he wants fame and all its perks and trappings, but can’t take even the slightest bit of criticism or humour at his expense?! Fucking frog faced ginger cunt….

Nominated by Norman

Kanye West [2]

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Kayne west professional at being a untalented cunt and utter bellend wants more money but not just from anybody. He wants it from Mark Zuckerberg Mr.facebook cunt, Zuckerberg is famous for stealing the idea for FB from two university students. Begging for money from a unscrupulous cunt like Zuckerberg?.

Fucking comedy gold quotes like “Also for anyone that has money they know the first rule is to use other people’s money.(Blimey unbelievable), “Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas”(he talks in 3rd person BTW) and “Yes I am personally rich and I can buy furs and houses for my family but I need access to more money in order to bring more beautiful ideas to the world.” (Furs and houses for my fambly?!)

Lol oh fuck I can’t breathe from laughing so hard by the way what beautiful ideas has this cunt brought to the world? The cunt has a billion dollar supermodel wife sells his shoes & MOCO music to nigger chav bellends and he still needs more money. Slavery was abolished for this?

Nominated by: Titslapper

Pierre Boulez

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Plinky plonk schreech thud. Frog composer/conductor cunt Pierre Boulez has twisted his last pair orf cats bollocks for the sake orf art and is now treating Old Nick to one of his cutting edge metaphysical tone poems.

Music critic at the Guardian in full toss.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

John Robb [2]

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John Robb is no doubt a cunt, an anarchist cunt who’ll say anything that goes against the grain to get noticed, cos mummy never loved him. You just have to look at his hair to know he’s mentally ill and narcissistic.

I remember him trying to talk politics, he’s probably looney left, and he denied that society and people’s public behaviour had declined since the war, when obviously people are getting indescriminatly murdered by psychotic Muslims in the street and chavs will stab you for fun, if their mistreated pitbull can’t be persuaded to attack you first.

Luckily, I’ve never heard his music.

Nominated by: Goat