Tom Jones

tom jones lookalikesOwain Glydwr was a beardy cunt. Miserable looking fucker to boot.
Schooled in England, Employed in the British Army (fought against the Scots). Then fucks of back to Welsh Wales to indulge his penchent for setting fire to cottages. Cunt!

That Tom Jones is due for a darned good cunting too ‘cos he’s got a face that looks like it’s been painted on an overinflated balloon. Did you know he can’t blink when he’s got a hard-on?

Nominated by: Fleaboy

Has anyone noticed the remarkable resemblance between the last native Welshman to hold the title ‘Prince of Wales’ Owain Glydwr and the Welsh Prince of Pop, Tom Jones.

Neither of the cunts could sing. ‘The Voice’ my arse!

Perhaps they are related, I think we should be told…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Reality TV

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All reality TV is for cunts, “The Voice” the “X Factor”, “I’m a (has-been) Celebrity”. Programmers with as much imagination as a retarded monkey, spewing out the same old shite every year because the brain-dead population of the UK are like crack addicts, who will vegetate on the couch during prime time TV and suck it all in.

THEN they will bore the crap out of everyone at work, discussing it on Monday.

Nominated by: Captain Tripps

Will I Am is a twat and the Voice is auditions as entertaunment shizer. I wouldn’t mind smashing that Fergie out of the Black Eyed Peas though…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

…and that Tom Jones is a cunt too – but I’d shag Kylie

Nominated by: Dioclese