“Oooooh but cut your fingernails next time Froggy”

Have sat through me share orf arrogant frog pygmy presidents – in recent times the likes orf Mitterand, Sarkozy, Holland and now Macron. Determined to take La Belle France back to its rightful place orn the world stage the cunt says. Restore the home orf boulevard dog shite and garlic to some Louis Quinze Sun King Empire orf prestige and majesty. The natural leader orf Europe and America’s oldest ally (if you count its Liberte Egalite Fraternite position as premiere and longest lasting supplier orf slaves to the rebellious colonists), the cunt dreams orf supplanting Blighty’s coveted place up the yanks arse. Hence his tossing little performance over Syria and his arse licking orf Trump.

Indeed cannot contain himself wanking over his supposed restraining advice to Trump and his diplomatic efforts re Putin. As the headline in The Sun (Sun King geddit) might read “It’s Macron what dunnit”. Good Luck Froggy is what Yours Ttuly says. Bugger lot orf good the “Special Relationship” has done Blighty. Obliged us to take the arse end position in every swivel eyed panto horse fuck up the yanks have embarked upon. There to be the scapegoat for Uncle Sam’s torturing and murdering orf prisoners in Iraq plus friendly fire various ect ect. Blame it orn the limeys. It’s what we are there for. Extra delicious that in all these farragos we have the pleasure orf paying for our own ticket as well. Blighty is such an easy fuck at least buy us dinner, a candle lit McDonalds will do.

Now May is behaving like an old whore that has been given the elbow. Indeed she is an old whore ect ect. Broken with Europe (hopefully) and now Trump has asked for his key back and given it to Macron. Take the advice orf Comrade Putin. Time to work the streets and Fuck Orfski.

As ever cannot be arsed to supply overmuch detail so leave that in the over tossed hands orf Pedantic Cunt and his famous sticky keyboard.

Nominated by. Sir Limply Stoke

Theresa May (13)

Theresa ‘The Appeaser’ May is deserving of a nomination. It’s emerged that May is planning to say ‘FUCK YOU’ to the 17.4 million patriots who voted to leave the EU by keeping us locked into the Customs Union. This means that we’ll STILL have to obey EU rules and regulations and, more importantly, leave us unable to make our trade deals. As if that wasn’t bad enough, this dipshit move has emboldened those unelected fucks in the EU, and now their demanding that we either accept their terms, or their will be no deal.

I’ve said more than once that as a remainer, May had no intention of delivering the Brexit we voted for, and now she’s given us the biggest proof yet of her intentions. The only other explanation, is that she’s the most inept, incompetent politician in British political history. Either way, if she continues on this course, she will be committing political suicide and dragging the Tories down with her. Worse still, she will guarantee that anti-British cunt, Corbyn, becomes the next resident of 10 Downing Street, which means that the Abbottopotamus becomes Home Secretary, fellow IRA collaborator McDonnell becomes Chancellor, and that drooling, snooty imbecile, Thornberry, becomes Foreign Secretary. In other words, the UK will completely and utterly…fucked!

It can’t be a coincidence that most of those she put in charge of Brexit are fervent remainers. All 39 of her advisors are remainers. Her performance in what she laughingly calls ‘negotiations’ has been so pathetic, it makes me wonder how she could be so incompetent without it being deliberate. Then again, you only have to look at her tenure as Home Secretary to see that she’s completely unsuited to be in any high level government post. When he was Mayor, Boris bought a couple trucks with water cannons, but May vetoed their being used, even though many other EU countries use them. She all but barred the police from using stop and search, and we all know how that’s worked out. What’s the total dead in London so far this year? 60? The police have suffered cuts for the best part of twenty years, but it was May who really cut them to bone.

May the Meek, is about as much a leader as I am an astronaut. The sad thing is, she frequently shows at PMQ’s that she has the potential to be a leader. She regularly skewers Corbyn, as she did last Wednesday, when Corbyn asked if was it the previous Home Secretary, who ordered the destruction of the Windrush documents in 2010. She replied; “No, it was the Home Secretary in 2009 who ordered those documents destroyed”. Corbyn had no comeback to that. So why is she so monumentally incompetent? I mean, when she called the unnecessary general election last year, she threw a lead of more than twenty points in the space of just two weeks, because her manifesto was pathetically shite. As a result, she almost handed Corbyn the keys to Downing Street.

The Tories seem to be starting to realise that if they’re to have any chance of winning the next general election, May has to go. She’s been warned that if she goes ahead with her plan to keep us in the Custom Union, which we specifically voted against, she will face a leadership challenge. The Tories need to do that anyway. It’s a sad indictment of her tenure as leader that the Tories are struggling to get a convincing lead over Labour in the polls. They should be light years ahead of that piece of shit and his band of traitors. The fact they’re not, is proof that May has to go.

Another fucking epic nomination by, Quick Draw McGraw

Theresa May [12]

Russia’s Midnight Deadline – Theresa May continues to show what a complete useless cunt she really is.

For her to think she even interrupts Putins wanking time to worry what it is she can do after midnight, when they return to say it wasn’t me gives her another gold star in being fucking useless.

So, at 12.01 when he simply tells her to Fuck Off, she will be whimpering to Macaroon for a solution and trying to get the Donald off a Porn Star to maybe tweet it.

Boris has the answer though, don’t send any dignitaries to the world cup. Yes Boris, that will fuck them.

If this poison is so deadly and only available from the Russian Military how is it that it got to Salisbury in the first place?

Did some cunt hide it in their sox at customs?

Fuck off you useless twat.

Nominated by King Cunt

Brexit negotiations

Sacre bleu!

The pin-up boy of grandmothers the world over has thrown his hands up in the air.

To the chagrin of his globalists puppet meisters Monsieur Macaroon stated in an interview with Andrew Marr that the French people if given an ‘in/out’ referendum on membership of the EU would vote ‘out’.

He added “my interpretation is that a lot of the losers of globalisation suddenly decided it was no more for them.”

He further claimed “My understanding is that middle classes and working classes and the oldest decided that the recent decades were not in their favor, and the adjustments made by the EU were not in their favour.”

“I think the organization of EU went too far with freedom without cohesion, free markets without rules.”

Confession is good for the soul. What is perhaps strange is that he even spoke so candidly. Has he seen the light?  Or is he throwing the towel in, without a fight, in the true French tradition. A typically haughty shrug of the shoulders….’merde’ .

Frances greatest general old Boney, must be spinning in his grave, not that he would have approved of the EU, having to share ownership with the neighbouring Bratwurst devourers.

Looks like Monsieur Macaroon is a biscuit short of a packet. His heyday in the sunshine appears limited. Unless he gets back on point his masters may decide to remove him.

This unsanctioned outburst should  in theory be good news for the UK in its negotiations to leave. The hunchback should use this crack in EU unity to drive a pneumatic hammer drill through it. In politics, weakness is an opportunity not to be missed. Add to the mix Germany still has not formed a government then the time is ripe to exploit. Norway, last week warned the EU that any special Brexit deal could result in it reneging on its own agreements with Brussels.

However, in practice with Mavis May at the helm, any triumph can be turned into a failure. Unfortunately, with her past and current record she will still likely cave in to all their demands in the process, managing to fulfil her credentials as the ultimate remainer in a leaver’s role.

Looks like with the cracks in EU government leaders unity becoming more apparant, a hard Brexit or no Brexit maybe the only two choices remaining at the end of the road. We all know that the elites want the latter and may push further to achieve this, lest the UK’s exit bring the whole rotten edifice down.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.




Theresa May (11)

Ourillustrious PM is rolling over to the frogs today by bunging Macron another £45 million of OUR money and agreeing to take in more fucking 30 year old unaccompanied child jihadis and economic migrants.

What the fuck is the matter with the woman?

“Bloody difficult woman”? Fucking pussy!

Enough ! ! ! !

Nominated by Dioclese