Theresa May [9]

What is the fucking point of Theresa May? Ok, she’s not Flabbott or Corbyn – but she’s now even more irrelevant and yesterday’s person than ‘Call Me Dave’ Cameron, ffs.

She has no power, no-one takes the slightest notice of anything she says any more, and rightly so, she has never delivered on any of her fine words EVER!

Fuck off and let someone with more credibility, like Noel Edmunds, take over.

Nominated by Shitcake Baker

May gets my vote for cunt of the year hands down – fucks up the election, then bends over for the micrococks of Europe to gangbang the UK into fucking oblivion

You fucking hunchbacked, clueless shitcunt. Deserves to be beaten to death with her own stinking kitten heels.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Theresa May (8)

She said all the immigrants that have been in the UK for five years are still able to bring any family that wants to come to the UK and they can stay permanently after five years.
They will receive all the benefits , pensions, dole and health care, just like BRITISH CITIZENS.

But they are not British citizens and in my view , shouldn’t be entitled to anything of the sort.

The UK is not America, its not a massive country that was built on immigration.
Britain is a small island that has or had its own values and is full.
Even if it wasn’t full, its not on that we are being forced to change everything that we were taught our country was.

May also said immigrants are vital to our economy.
Strange, as i know Brits who are unemployed, but no one seems to think that they could be vital to our economy.

I hoped Teresa May would be a good UN’, but she’s not, she’s weak.

Nominated by birdman.

George Osborne (9)

I feel sorry for George Osborne. No really I do! It must be terribly hard holding down all those highly paid jobs and finding the time to slag off Theresa May!

Now May might have fucked up big time by screwing up a election she should never have called in the first place, but George seems to have forgotten all about his 7 years as Chancellor. He seems to have forgotten all about Project Fear. He seems to have conveniently forgotten about the post referendum emergency budget he promised us and never carried out.

No, George just wants to behave like a spoilt petulant brat unable to accept that losing his job was pretty much all down to himself fucking up big time and that the austerity everyone voted against was the austerity he introduced as Chancellor.

Easier to turn on the very party you helped to lead and bitch on about the woman who sacked you than to admit that you’re a 100% 24 carat solid gold fuck up, eh George?..

Nominated by Dioclese.

Theresa May (7)

I’m gonna cunt Theresa May.

What an utter cunt she is.

I’ll vote for her anyway but only coz I don’t have a choice.

She called a vote and when she did. she was way, way, way, ahead of the lefties, the commies and the incompetant, wind farm loving cunts she was up against.
I think I may even have said that it was a great idea and that she’d be able to consolidate her power.

She called an election coz she knew she’d win.

I knew she’d win.

We ALL KNEW she’d win.

…but let’s face it. She’s not the sharpest tool in the box.

Einstein proved that everything in the universe is relative …

…well …

Compared to comrade Cuntbyn she’s a leviathan.

Compared to the Greens she is a genius.

Compared to minor fart of the illiberal undemocrats she’s a human being.
(They’re an unclassified species as far as I’m concerned. …somewhere between rats and cocroaches).

I would mention Angus McPorridgecunt of the SNP but fuck him.
Go eat some leaves and bitch to a country that gives a shit.

…Try the Reich.

But they’ll probably call you a cunt too!

Theresa seemed so promising. “Strong and stable” (aherm aherm…You’re no Thatcher)
“Best deal for Brexit” (not too bad the first 500 times I heard it) (oh and to be honest, fuck the EU. They’re an irrelevance in my life and I have more important things to think about other than “is Junkers on the blob this week” and “the best team for Brexit”.

Am I the only one stopping and thinking    ……Oh fuck.

Imagine the country with comrade Cuntbyn, Pie Anne Flabbott and “Stalin II” McDonnell in charge.

That’s why she’s a cunt.

She’s too thick to even beat the most useless, Incompetant and unelectable cunts in British society and she wants me to believe that she won’t get fucked by Vanhogtaft, or whatever the fuck.

The dump that I took this morning could organise a better campaign than the Tories this election.

Jeremy Paxman (3)

The verdict on Paxo’s interviewing technique post-yesterday evening:

Paxman is a cunt. His style of interviewing is childish. Butting in every few fucking seconds is annoying as fuck. May should’ve said ‘is Andrew Neil on holiday’. He sounds like a school master trying to ridicule a kid in front of the school at assembly. Pathetic cunt.

Nominated by Kendo Nagasaki.

Paxman is shit.

He just shouts aggressively like that cunt Kay Burley. He gives them 2 seconds to answer the question and then yells the question again.
He’s lucky that politicians are such welps.
Anyone else would’ve jumped over the table and smacked him in the mouth!

Nick Ferrari would’ve been my choice.

Nominaetd by Deploy the Sausage.

I think Paxo was a bigger cunt than Corbyn last night. With all that he could have attacked in Labour’s manifesto, he attacks him for what ISN’T in it? He actually made Corbyn look reasonable with his irrelevant, hectoring questions. He wasn’t a lot better with May either – there’s plenty of material in the Tories’ manifesto he could have got his teeth into without the pointless shit about her being a remainer before the referendum. Very poor stuff from a vain, self-regarding bore who’s clearly past his sell-by date. Brillo would have easily skewered them both without being such a knob.

Nominated by Harry Axwound.