The American Academy

Ocsar Statues Are Made Ahead Of This Year's Academy Awards

The Oscars (or the people that are behind them) need a cunting…

Apparently the Oscars committee (whoever they fucking are!) are now going to encourage ‘sexual and ethnic diversity…’ Which, in a nutshell, means that nobody white or heterosexual will ever win one of those things ever again…

What is it with these pricks? Just because that racist, white hating cunt, Spike Lee spits his dummy out, they all run around like chickens with no heads…


Nominated by: Norman

Chris Rock

Chris rock salutes the Black Panthers...

Chris rock salutes the Black Panthers…

So Chris Rock reckons if there was a nomination process for host at last night’s Oscars then he wouldn’t have been there.

Why is that then, Chris? Is it because you’re black? No. It’s because you ain’t fucking funny!

And let’s face it, the only reason you were there is because you are black.

And that’s alright is it, Chris?

Racist cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

The Oscars


Don’t know what the fuss is about.

The Oscars are an obvious fix designed to promote the actor or director du jour. Nominations are by industry insiders, most of whom haven’t lived in the real world outside of Hollyweird for decades.

Some of the most boring and shit films that have actually won awards should instantly point out that it is a self-congratulatory luvvie fest that isn’t worth our time.

Ignore it. Hopefully it will disappear up it’s own arsehole and leave the rest of us in peace.

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls

The Oscars


The Oscars or Academy Awards are cunts… There will be even more overexposure of Benedict Humperdinck now he has been nominated for one of those gongs…

And while I have nothing against Stephen Hawking himself, that film looks like a load of overromanticized, cheesed up tripe… I bet Hawking is sitting there thinking: ‘What the fuck? I don’t remember that… Or that….’

Nominated by: Norman