Just like the Apartheid in reverse MOBOs and now the Oscars, the Mercury is now another platform for ‘diversity’, no matter how shit the acts and records are…

Wasn’t a fan of Bowie’s last album, but it was still better than that ‘grime’ bollocks that won…

Nominated by: Norman

I thought the Mercury Prize was for music – so what’s that shit that won it all about?

I’m all for a bit of variety and don’t even mind music that’s not to my taste provided it’s done well, but this stuff is just absolute bollocks!

Still, at least that dead cunt Bowie didn’t win it. Sorry – pretentious dead cunt Bowie that should have read…

Nominated by: Chas C