Category Archives: The Guardian

The Guardian [15]

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The Guardian and the horseshit it peddles. And how fucking deluded these London lefty cunts are.

”Revealed: the towns at risk from far-right extremism”

”Towns vulnerable to rising community tensions and possible far-right support, partly because they have had high rates of unemployment and benefit claims since the start of pandemic.”

It goes on to list towns where the little, stupid people live. Which are apparently at risk from the far right. But it produces no evidence whatsoever. None, just metropolitan bullshit.
I would like to know who or what this ‘far right’ is. Is it a large organisation? Does it carry out regular atrocities? Does it stop traffic? Boycott food premises? Murder civilians? Perhaps the far right media cover them up.
I thought the rest of the press were bad but fuck me this trendy arsewipe takes the biscuit.

Link to this horseshit.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

David Bennum

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I won’t go in to too much detail, as the this article speaks for itself. If scaremongering was an Olympic sport, this cunt would have the gold medal and world record to boot. He basically says that if we leave the EU, people will be roaming the streets with AK-47’s, they’ll be riots and general chaos, a la Kenya in the 1980’s where this clown cunt grew up.

The guardian should have a word with themselves for publishing this shite. Just as I think they can’t get any worse with their bullshit, I am proved wrong again.

The guardian should also get a special mention for their particular brand of fear cuntics. They really are going all out shit your pants scary with their news recently, if only it was believable.

Nominated by elboobio

Dead Pool [117]

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Congratulations to me (Shaun) who has won the Dead Pool again by picking left-wing writer commentator author and activist Harry Leslie Smith.The far left firebrand was 95.

On to Deadpool 117

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

The Guardian [7]

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Now there are enough reasons to cunt this shitfuck of an organisation, but today they published an article entitled “Enough of the knob gags: penis size is a mental health issue”.

The article attempts to convince the reader that there is a hidden mental health problem with what it calls “men” because they feel worried that their cock isn’t big enough.

What is laughable in this article is that firsly, they just post lies saying that all men suffer from this, which is bullshit. And second, there is barely an attempt to cover up the usual man bashing bullshit that they love.

Goggle and read it its hilarious. And the guardian and utter fucking cunts.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

The Guardian (6)

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Two glaring, and utterly baffling issues about ISAC: first, The Guardian has only been nominated five times, and second, the last nomination was nearly 18 months ago according to the search tool. Whilst I suspect intervening cuntings directly against Graun columnists have absorbed focus from the paper itself, please allow me to redress the balance on this fucking cancerous shit-rag in one of those nominations that goes beyond describing a mere annoyance, and into real acerbic fucking hatred.

No-one on this site really needs an introduction to the arch-liberal agenda of this publication; nor the cuntitude of columnists/cuntributors such as Hadley Freeman, Owen Jones, Polly Toynbee, George Monbiot and co. For context, worth mentioning in passing that the paper has recently hit financial hard times, only now just in the black after a mammoth begathon from its readership.

Q: Why does a cunter even acknowledge the Graun?
A: In the same way some of you can’t avoid James O’Brien, I too can’t resist seeing to what depths the Graun will stoop to push the liberal left agenda; following the logic of their idiotic ideals to ridiculous conclusions, beyond any reason or semblance of common sense, often annoying even their own left-wing readership as viewed within article comments.

Recent exhibits of show-stopping cuntery. For starters, how about yesterday’s politicising of Prof. Stephen Hawking’s death as a disabled man, before the body was even cold and the battery still live on his speak’n’spell vocoder voicebox. Then we have a classic from a few weeks ago – Polly Toynbee, that archetypal middle-class socialist cunt, inbetween quaffing hemp mocachinos from some free trade outlet in Belsize Park, penned an appeal to Sinn Fein as fellow brothers in arms, all to stop fucking Brexit. Last week saw a mental gymnastics masterclass as the pathological hatred of Donald Trump meant that they simply could not compute the peace talks with North Korea as anything other than a disaster. And my personal favourite from this week, ‘We must stop robots with a white male bias’.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/mar/13/women-robots-ai-male-artificial-intelligence-automation

Jesus Jones wept.

This bastard of a wanksheet has largely foregone proper journalism for a monstrous flow of vomit-filled opinion pieces which twist and warp individuals and events to suit their agenda in a worse manner than any news outlet I have ever read, and that includes the Mail. The endless bellyaching on Trump and Brexit screams like one long autistic-like hissy fit and has been non-stop since 2016.

Even worse, the far-left columnist’s obsession with identity politics, and resulting fall back demonisation of the white man in all aspects of life truly fucking sickens me. It is wrong to be white, wrong to be proud of being British (English really when you break down their fucking arguments), wrong to want to protect a British way of life and wrong to not want a slew of fucking banana boats all lining up to port at shit-harbour.

I consider the Graun far more despicable than the fucking Al-BBC – the only merciful aspect to this journal of cunt is the dwindling readership figures. However, thick as thieves with Aunt Beebezera, Guardian columnists get an utterly disproportional representation on Question Time, Daily Politics and related, so even though the paper is struggling, we still get its views pushed into our fucking faces on the reg.

I’ve read past Graun articles and felt the fucking piss flash out of my bladder in one furious supercritical jet of steam. Between that and the indignation, I could power the Didcot turbines single-handed, with just a cup of tea in one hand and a copy of the cunting Graun in the other.

Every aspect of this paper is one colossal collection of cunt. I absolutely detest everything it stands for, and hold each and every one of their columnists beneath fucking contempt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back