Bernard Hinault is a Garlic-munching, garlic-sausage sucking, white-flag waving, occupied French cunt.
Nominated by: Boaby
Category Archives: sporty cunt
Stuart Lancaster
England Head Cunt Coach Stuart Lancaster. A former PE teacher for Christ’s sake, the half jocko arsehole stuck out a loser and pillock the second I clapt me eyes upon him. Far as I can make out the little turd just wants to carry orn as if nothing has happened.
Lancaster you cunt, after this humiliation your arse is now owned by the aussies so time to do the decent thing, scrum down with the Wallabies, drop your pants and take it like a man.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Grieving England Rugby Fans
As I’m just back from Aussie, I confess to to a little unpatriotic fervour this morning on hearing that they knocked England out of the Rugby World Cup.
Let’s face it – England got hammered so it gives the griefjackers an opportunity to show just how distraught they are. Well, here’s my message to them all :
GET A FUCKING GRIP YOU CUNTS! IT’S ONLY A GAME!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Boxing
Boxing, Queensbury rules, what a load of shit.
Pansy fucking gloves so no-one gets brain damage, yawn!
15 rounds of touching each other up like poofters, yawn
Pansy fucking gloves so no-one gets brain damage, yawn!
15 rounds of touching each other up like poofters, yawn
I’d rather watch a bare-knuckle organised street fight, better action, more blood and always a knock out instead of a cut above the eye making the referee stop the fight!
I once was lucky enough to see a Gypsy fight out in the countryside near me, it was pretty fucking brutal but it was organised and they even shook hands afterwards.
I’d rather watch that than Chris Eubank mince, Frank Bruno chuckle or Prince Naseem’s Duncan Norville ‘chase me’ evasion in the ring.
Nominated by: Frank Bruno
Chris Froome
Chris Froome is an arrogant worthless cunt. He rides round the fucking Tour de Cunts, bombed out of his mind on booze and drugs, dressed in a faggot outfit on a child’s toy and then complains when normal people spit at him and throw piss at him.
If he came near my house, I’d throw dog shit at him, but that would be a waste of good shit. For fucks sake froome, grow up and buy a car, you mingebag and face facts – you’re a first class cunt !
Nominated by: Little Lord Cuntleroy