Noam Chomsky [2]

Noam Chomsky is on Newsnight saying the American Republican party is the worst organisation in human history and are more dangerous than ISIS.Fucking irritating pseudo-intellectual cunt!I have always hated him but this has made my piss boil..He also says he would vote for Corbyn if he was English.Says all you need to know.

Nominated by Shaun

Who the fuck is Noam Chomsky?
Actually never mind, anyone who says that the Republicans are that and that he would vote Corbyn is an utter cunt.

….Just google the stupid old cunt, he also says that Labour’s future is with Momentum.

Christ, I’ve only just learnt who this old bastard is and I already hope he hurries up and fucking die already!

Has Noam Chomsky been cunted yet?

I think he should be. Anyone who claims that; the yanks republican party is the most dangerous organisation in the world, is worse than ISIS, thinks that the Labour party’s future lies with the vile Jim Jones like cult known as Momentum, would vote for noted commie lunatic Corbyn, yet another bleeding heart for the murderous, terrorist empowering Palestinians and generally a stupid, delusional, hard left old cretin is well and truly a cunt.

Nominated by prime minister sinister

Tim Farron [3]

Talking of Rats extremist cunt (by which I mean he takes being a cunt to the extreme) Tim Farron is now saying that Brexit is the theft of Democracy and and an attack on our economy. The duplicitous cunt has done nothing since June 23rd except attack democracy and a real attack on our economy involves voting cunts like him into parliament and possible power. As Clegg proved the LibDems would sell their own kids to get a seat near the table of power.

What a vomit inducing piece of work he is….the cunt

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

Please an emergency cunting for Tim Farron, I have been wiped out with the flu or some cunt of a virus. I finally get out of bed after being in the cunt for the best part of two days, eat some breakfast after not eating for a day put the telly on and that cunt Farron is going on about the ‘single market’ and blah, blah, fucking cunt blah. Apparently according to him his party are the ones who can represent the 48% and can pressure the government to get a deal for all or whatever. You can’t help but notice his desperation to try and save the Lib Dems who are a total fucking joke after that even bigger cunt Clegg lied about tuition fees etc and joined up with the Tories which is an even bigger joke considering their differences as parties. Anyways Tim Farron is a cunt who needs a kick in the bollocks everyime he mentions Brexit, the single market, or the people didn’t get a vote on the direction we are taking. Fuck it he needs a kick in the bollocks before he attempts to say anything.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt

Yvette Cooper [2]


Yvette Cooper-Balls. She was on that Sunday politics show the other day spouting off about how we should be taking in more muslims from Calais. There was even a video segment of her visiting ‘The Jungle’. One part that stood out for me, perfectly demonstrated why we SHOULDN’T be taking these scum. She said that the women and children; what few there were anyway tended to stick to the outer edges of the camp because the central part was too dangerous for them. Yes? And why was it too dangerous? Because that’s where most of the single young men lived. And yet still this dopey, left wing cunt wants US to take in these obviously dangerous scum.

After that she was in the studio being questioned, poorly, by Andrew Neil. Not once did the fat, Scottish shit bag ask the ugly fucker why she still hasn’t made good on her promise to house an ‘refugee’ family in one of her own properties. He allowed to get away with that. A completely impartial interviewer would have skewered the hypocritical arsehole with that one. I’m sure the interview’s on YouTube or something. Watch it, and compare it with Neil’s interview with Katie Hopkins.

The point is though. Cooper-Balls is a monumental piece of shit cunt. And like every so called liberal, she’s happy to call for the UK to take more muslims who WON’T contribute a single positive thing to the country, but she’s not so quick to honour a promise that she publicly made.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Do gooders


These do gooder cunts believe policy should be dictated by emotions and what “feels right”. I hear them say things like ” they are people too they have fled desperate situations as there is only a few thousand anyway”. What they fail to realise is that taking that approach will encourage more and more to come and we are struggling as it is to look after the current population.

I have even met a couple of do gooders who have said oh these Calais migrants will be good workers. How do they figure that out! They almost certainly don`t have any English skills and probably don`t even know how to write their own name in their native language. Again they think with their liberal hearts and ignore these perfectly legitimate concerns as they don`t form part of their rosy little narrative were we can all hold hands and sing we shall overcome.

Think of all the shit countries to live in and then count their populatons. If even 5% of all of them come we will be in deep shit. Australia have the right policy but if anyone dare says that then they are a racist xenobhobic nazi.

Why don`t these do gooder cunts offer their living room for a migrant family to sleep on or would that disturb the peace of their nice metropolitan middle class suburb?

Nominated by: Shaun of the Dead 69

Lauren Laverne


Laverne is an epic cunt.

First off she was in that crap band (the crappily named Kenickie: named so after Jeff Conoway’s ‘Grease’ hoodlum). Her real name isn’t Lauren Laverne either. The Laverne bit was nicked from Laverne De Fazio from Happy Days and Laverne and Shirley (I recall the original Laverne had great knockers!).

Lauren Laverne is basically an archetypal BBC hippie and another Jo Wiley (Like one isn’t enough!). Expect to see Laverne chinstroking and talking shit on any BBC music programme, along with those other Beeb knobheads: Danny ‘Cunt’ Baker, the aforementioned Wiley, Sara ‘Had loads of’ Cox, and that Bitter Blue Manchester City cunt, Mark Radcliffe…

Nominated by: Norman