The Corrs

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The Corrs are cunts…

Described by those cunts at the Daily Mirror as ‘making a comeback with a dramatic new look…’ They look the fucking same as they did the last time they were about…

But their real cuntitude is in their ‘music…’ Insipid, watered down bollocks… A dreadful Frankenstein type monster of crappy soft AOR, the sort of shite that is perfect for chick-flick soundtracks and dreadful ‘diddly diddly’ bogtrotter violin bllocks on every fucking track they do… Their ‘cover’ of Fleetwood Mac’s, ‘Dreams’ is one of the biggest and smelliest turds ever committed to vinyl or CD….

They are cunts…

Nominated by: Norman

Rita Ora

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Rita Ora is a cunt…

This tuneless bint is basically (like Rihanna. Cyrus, Perry, Minaj etc) another slag masquerading as a singer. She will do any old crap if the money is right (how else can you explain appearing on both The Voice and The X-Factor? Ora is another one who flashes the lot and does suggestive videos, then complains about the press not respecting her or her privacy.

Then there’s the whole Cara-Delevingn (another cunt!) being her ‘Wifey’ and other such cod-chav bullshit. Not to mention her seeing off more blokes than World War I (That Calvin Harris would shag anything, and he does!)

I remember when female singers and musicians had a bit of brains and substance (Laura Nyro, Kate Bush, Joan Armatrading being some of them) but now female popular music is just one big peep show with a very crap soundtrack, thanks to the likes of Ora and all those other twerking tarts…

And she looks (and sounds) like Sy Snootles from Jabba The Hutt’s house band.

Nominated by: Norman

Skrillex

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I’d like to cunt Skrillex, the fucking phoney cunt, for infecting people with his robotic diarrhea music devoid of any real talent. It’s a good thing all his fan fags are too high on ecstasy or on methamphetmine to realize how shitte his music is.

I dislike Skrillex for multiple reasons but mostly for why his fabled “drops” sound like a down syndrome android taking a dump through a vocoder. How that is genius I will never know! I don’t hate all EDM but most of it is shite. No dubstep or brostep song that was made will be remembered or of serious quality in 20 years. Especially from this skrillex cunt. It will be a fad that will die, hopefully sooner than later.

Ultimately it will be remembered as a particularly embarrassing fad that testifies to the fail of cunts who are failed musicians. I’m also pretty sure this bellend gets fake views on youtube because I have no clue how 200,000,000 people think this is good music. Also to note is how he has plaguarised most of the founders of dubstep, brostep, EDM and other shite masquerading as music.

Nominated by: Titslapper

Comeback bands

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The come back tour – the last bastion of shite karioke pop bands!

Yes that’s right, after loosing their record deal they all disappear in to obscurity but usually 6 years down the line someone will mention a reunion on Twitter and before you can say ‘Don’t fucking do it” they have reformed, re-released their “greatest hits” and embarked on a tour to extract every last penny out of the brain dead cunts who bought their shit music the first time round.

The only people who make any money of these reunions is the record labels, they usually own the rights to the songs, thats why 1 Direction generated an estimated £800 million in commercial sales (TV, Movies, Radio, Tv etc) yet they will all be sucking and sucking dick for food scraps in 2 years time before declaring bankruptcy – cunts

Nominated by : shittyknickers

Nicki Minaj

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Nicki Minaj is a stupid stunned cunt with no talent and a fake arse.

The only reason she got a record contract is because she probably blew 20 guys probably executives and managers so she could infect shite music to the masses. I assure you her Muzak propaganda is worse than opium.

Supposedly her music sounds really good on MDMA though. (Just joking it still sounds like shite!)

Nominated by: Titslapper