Sepp Blatter [3]


The obnoxious, arrogant piece of shit that is Sepp ‘Bell End’ Blatter will be re-elected to the post tomorrow. This will happen in the wake of numerous arrests of high ranking FIFA officials over the past couple of days on suspicion of corruption.

Watching this on the news, I found myself asking a question that I think most right minded people were asking. Why the fuck wasn’t Blatter arrested too? Considering he’s been President of FIFA for the best part of 20 years, I find inconceivable that he didn’t at least know about the antics of his allegedly corrupt colleagues.

Either Blatter was in it up to his neck, or he’s the most gullible, stupid and downright ignorant President that FIFA has ever had. I’m leaning towards up to his neck in it. Because there is no fucking way that a man like Blatter would be unaware of corruption in an organisation that he micro manages. I have no proof of this, but I reckon this cunt was getting a piece of every bribe that was accepted by his minions. Blatter says he’s standing down – but not until next year! Personally I think that’s about as likely as NASA announcing that they have video footage of Elvis doing the Macarena on Jupiter.

As I said at the start, Blatter is obnoxious and arrogant. He genuinely, and mistakenly, believes himself to be the only man who can run FIFA. That’s why he announced that he wouldn’t run for re-election, only to then stand for re-election. He’s a grubby little creep, who has allowed FIFA to be dragged through dog shit during his tenure as President. He’s a slaphead and a cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Sepp Blatter [2]


Sepp Blatter is the most arrogant cunt in the world. Who the fuck does he think he is? Louis XIV? The emperor of fucking football?

Apparently European clubs provided 75% of the players at the last World Cup. Why don’t they simply refuse permission for their employees to play in this corrupt reptile’s shitty competition? Better yet, UEFA should simply leave FIFA and start their own competition – the World Trophy perhaps. Like to see those FIFA cunts’ faces when they realise that the flow of European money that pays for their 5-star, first class lifestyles has been cut off. Fucking bastards.

Pity that cunt Jihadi John didn’t meet Blatter in the Middle East. Christ, I fucking hate that utter, utter cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt