Non-Smokers

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Non smokers are joyless, self-righteous cunts.

During the winter, thanks to our stupid anti-smoking laws, I have to stand outside in the snow and pissing rain to pursue my favourite pastime.

As soon as the weather improves, these cunts are in the beer garden with their spoilt, screaming brats and they assume they have some kind of right to complain as soon as I light up.Well, they can all fuck off because they’re cunts.

As soon as they can shut up their ill-mannered, selfish, noisy cunt offspring, I’ll put my ciggie out, but until then, they can fuck off and find somebody who might give a flying fuck about what they think. Cunts

Nominated by: little lord cuntleroy

Rebecca Minnock

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Rebecca Minnock is a cunt. She runs away with her little lad after full custody of him has been given to the child’s father, then when the story breaks nationally, she doesn’t ring him or anyone else close to the family to inform them of his safety, she runs to the fucking Sun.

Pours out her sob story in an attempt to make HER look like the wronged party here, no doubt to gain a few quid in the process, the self-concerned, selfish, fat-faced cunt.

The bitch wants us to think the courts have made a terrible mistake, well here are the FACTS my dear Rebecca :-
1. I KNOW the court decided to give her ex full custody of the boy while allowing her only SUPERVISED visitation. I don’t know the reasons but I’m guessing it’s because she’s a fucking loon or, as is clear, a terrible mother.
2. Only one of the parents involved in the case have fucking legged it with the toddler because they haven’t got their way and then gone on the run, costing the rest of us in getting police to chase here, while they could have been doing something useful like being racist or eating. That parent is you Rebecca, you cunt.

No doubt the media will fawn over her like a mother wronged and end up on a mutual bean-flicking exercise like the putrid Loose Women.

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto

Amateur Aid Workers

British man Alan Henning, currently held hostage by Isis

Stupid, selfish, holier-than-though do-gooders who end up having their heads cut off in the Middle East need an apocalyptic cunting.

Constant warnings from organisations and governments for people not from these places who end up sticking their fucking noses in to stay the fuck away just aren’t enough for these pricks.

While their friends and family are wringing their hands daily over the stress of the announcement Jihadi John is standing over their loved ones headless corpses on Youtube, the likes of these ridiculous cunts who have spent their earlier years back-packing through Inuit country to find themselves feel duty bound to sit next to legless bomb victims and present a furrowed brow as if that will change the world. Worst thing is when the last sentence on the news report is ‘He leaves behind a wife and 4 children under 10’!!!

Fucking stay at home and be a responsible adult you fucking selfish super cunts!!!

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto

Neil Hamilton

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For fuck’s sake what’s the matter with you cunts?!?

I cannot believe that no cunt out there has ever cunted this cunt on “…is a cunt”. And now just to make things worse, his cunt of a mate Farage has finally managed to get the cunt onto UKIP’s NEC. What’s the matter with UKIP? Have the cunts got a death wish?

This cunt is a fucking electoral liability. The rank and file membership think he’s a cunt, I think he’s a cunt and, frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the fragrant Christine thinks he’s a cunt.

Neil Hamilton is cunt amongst cunts; a veritable ubercunt; a cunt so large it could could swallow the Houses of Parliament. Whole. In one gulp. Cunts don’t come more cuntish than that!

Yes, Neil Hamilton IS a cunt – and anyone who disagrees is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese