Justin Bieber [2]

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Lest we forget… that fucktard teracunt Justin Bieber.

He’s been doing more of his self-aggrandising graffiti. FFS, lawks-a-lordy &c. Surely,three strikes and you’re out (I know he’s officially Canadian, but seems to live in the USA), and they’ve got some “cruel and unusual methods”, I understand…

May the Lord have mercy upon his soul for being such a complete and utter arsewipe, yee-ha!!

Nominated by: HBelinda Hubbard

Star Wars fans

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Star Wars fans are cunts… Don’t get me wrong, I loved the original trilogy (although Return Of The Jedi was a bit shite!)…

But these cunts – grown fucking adults – who dress as fucking Yoda, queue for hours to get an autograph from some unknown fucker who appeared onscreen for 10 seconds in a Stormtrooper costume in 1977, and treat the Jedi like it is a true spiritual path are complete and utter cunt trumpets…

That new villain looks like a piss-poor Darth Vader too.. Black cloak and mask? Red lightsabre? Been done and it won’t be bettered… His name is hardly menacing either… Kylo Ren? Sounds like an episode of the Ren & Stimpy Show: where the dog and cat duo learn kung-fu…

Nominated by: Norman

WTF! There was a cunt of a Star Wars fan on the Beeb this morning who been queuing for a ticket since December 5th!!!

And the Beeb and Sky are cunts as well for presenting this as mainstream news. Never mind Syria or the EU non-renegotiation, the lead story is the latest over-egging of a second rate shite film. I’m a big SF fan, but Star wars is second rate bollocks…

Nominated by : Dioclese

Yanks

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Don’t get me started on those fucking Yanks!

Gotta love the fact they have a World Series (Baseball) but as far as I know it is only for US & Canadian teams, fucking cunts.

And they always go on about VIP’s (very important player) and Hall Of Famers.

The US are the biggest shower of cunts on the planet

Nominated by: Boaby

Some Yanks are alright – but not the ones who start up their cars by remote control under my bedroom window at 5:15 am and then fuck off back inside to finish their coffee while the engine warms up.

The cunts don’t even live here. They work at the local airbase and rent our houses thereby pricing the locals out of the market

Why can’t they just fuck off back to their own country? If they behaved like that back home, some cunt would shoot them…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Morrissey [3]

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Morrissey is a clueless dumb cunt who worships PETA whose track record is pretty fucking shady to say the least.

To begin with the fact that they endorse celebrities who wear shit loads of fur all the while telling people don’t kill animals or eat them. You know just eat salad and nuts for the rest of your bloody fucking life and that Ingrid Newkirk is a real fucking cunt I’d like to slap the shit out that ugly slag cunt she’s responsible for this whole mess.

Also PETA has killed 78% of the animals they rescued in 2013 btw there is no money rescuing animals zip zero none hence why they kill so many. Morrissey just die you has been cunt or at least realize your a dumb stuck up douchebag who can’t write a decent song anymore.

I’m off to eat some hailal bacon

Nominated by: Titslapper

James Kingston

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James Kingston is a right cunt. Saw a bit of his ridiculous Wembley Arch stunt on the television news. What an attention seeking knobend.

He’s refered to by the media as an ‘urban adventurer…’ Bollocks, he’s just another silver spoon up his arse cunt with too much money and time on his hands (like that other cunt, Bear Gryls). Of course the media lap up this shite: with all their urban adventurer bullshit and calling Wembley’s arch ‘iconic…’ No, it isn’t – the Wembley towers were iconic, but the ‘arch’ is just bits of metal stuck together: an abomination from yet another overpaid and talentless ‘designer/artist’. The sort of ‘modern art’ crap that infests most towns in Britain today.

Nominated by: Norman