Robert Mugabe [4]

Damn it, I know it’s an easy one. But still we can have fun with this – I nominate robert mugabe for a merciless cunting.
Just a few quotes to whet the appetite:

“The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.”

“I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.”

“I am still the Hitler of the time.”

Let’s not forget all that murder stuff too, kicking out farmers, asking us to pay for them, asking them back, asking for more money, bit more murder stuff, you know.
Gosh it must be jolly difficult being quite so awesome.
What an utter, utter, prize cunt. May his retirement be peppered with real, visceral fear for his life on a daily basis.

Nominated by Cuntflap

Robert Mugabe [3]

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The corrupt commie cunt learned his trade from Kwame Nkrumah, President for Life (ie dictator) of Ghana. Nkrumah styled himself the African Lenin. What a sweetheart.

Mugabe’s ‘victory’ has been endorced by the African Union – and to be fair it has been exactly the sort of election those democracy loving cunts ranging from Algeria via Libya to Rwanda and Zimbabwe would recognise ie totally corrupt.

Cards were marked when Mugabe started dipping his barnet in the old dictator dye, that flourescent black hair product so favoured by a chain of dead despots including Sadam Hussein, Gadafi and Hitler.

Mugabe was ‘elected’ by tens of thousands of zombie voters. At 89 he’ll soon be a zombie president. First cunt to rule from his coffin?

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke