Richard Branson (8)

That desert island dwelling pirate Long Silver Beardy Branson has been telling porkies. Well I never!

He has been caught with his Bermuda shorts around his ankles over ‘Traingate’ last year. After a seven month wait, a small media outlet called Double Down News which requested the full version of the CCTV camera footage from the ‘Traingate’  incident has been reluctantly given it by Virgin Trains. Some bits are still missing due to  Virgin’s ‘technical difficulties’ (oh yeh) but it clearly exonerates comrade Corbyn.  The new footage  shows there were plenty of other passengers sitting on the floor of the Virgin train and all those “empty” seats, we saw last year, were in fact taken. Occupied by children and adults which in the original selective footage were invisible, now when run continuously, appear visible for a few seconds in frame as they fidget around or return to their seats. So it would now seem our tax exile Dickie handed over a doctored version to the media last year – the naughty cabin boy.

So what are we to conclude? 

First, Jezza was actually telling the truth, on this occasion, which I know is not a popular notion among cunters here, yet there you have it.

Secondly, Dickie once again shows himself to be a shifty, untrustworthy, E.U. schlong sucking globalist:

  • While he enjoys his billionaire lifestyle on his tax haven private isle in the Carribean he still has the front to raise the question of a second EU referendum.
  • He also should not be allowed within a Pendolino train’s length of another railway    franchise, since he runs ram-packed trains without sufficient seating for a rip-off priced ticket.
  • Then, there is the ‘small’ matter of him suing the NHS for £82 million since he lost out on a contract to provide healthcare sevices in Surrey. If the NHS loses this case, some children or old people may die due to lack of funding. As if he cares what is best for the country and it’s people and not just his bank balance.

However, to give him credit, where credit is due, as an advocate of open borders he does practise what he preaches. His luxury desert island is open to all, including migrants who can endure the 3000 mile rubber dinghy journey across the stormy Atlantic. For only the “nominal” cost of £330,000 per week, a migrant can enjoy an all inclusive stay for himself and upto 29 of his wives and children, subject to passport checks I am sure. By the same token any ex-Towering Inferno residents still in need of accommodation are also welcome but it is unclear at this time, if the smug bearded pirate takes Department of Work and Pensions payments.

Dickie is a true cunt of the people.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

Richard Branson (7)

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That bearded prick Branson! After the referendum the cheeky cunt managed to get of his sunbed and fly to Britain and badger the New PM!!

Crying like a FUCKIN’ baby about how Virgin share prices had dropped, single market etc etc, then after telling the British working class they had got it terribly wrong fucked off back to his private Caribbean island!!

Here’s an idea Branson!! FUCKIN’ stay there!!!! Cunt…..

Nominated by: Quislings

Richard Branson [6]

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Richard Branson is a evil cunt and a hypocritical bastard too. His stance on open door policy is interesting given his great deal of wealth but for some reason can’t be bothered to adopt a few 20yr old migrant children. Is he a bigot punters?

Sir Branson spends much of his time on his own private island which he rents out to the super-wealthy elite. The 74-acre island has been a luxury retreat for the super-rich since 1984. “The isle can be privately hired for £33,000 a night. Sixty staff run the island, which is home to more than 200 flamingos”

Yes thats right cunters . .200 flamingos but not a single rapeugee anywhere. Do you know how many immigrants Branson could populate his island with?! So how bout you go bike riding with your new pals and PISS OFF you dog faced bellend! Also your internet service, your music label sucks and every musician thats been on it has been screwed over by you and dislikes you

Nominated by: Titslapper

Richard Branson [5]

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Richard Branson needs a cunting. He recently fell off his bike (which I toasted with a couple of bott…err…glasses of Jack Daniels). To see the photos of him though, you’d think he’d been wounded fighting in Helmand.

Take a fucking reality check, you bearded, tax dodging twat! You face planted from a bicycle, you did NOT take a fucking bullet. Trust me, if you had, you wouldn’t be in the mood for photos.

Suck it up, you soft cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Branson fell off his bike?

Nah, don’t give me that shit. The Corbynistas got him ‘cos they couldn’t get a seat on one of his trains…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Richard Branson [4]

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Richard Branson needs a cunting (AGAIN) because apparently that entitles twerp cunt ” has held secret talks with Theresa May in an effort to boost his plea for a second referendum on the UK’s membership of the European Union (EU).”

Cunty cunt cunt cunt.

He sees himself as such an authority on the economy that only his opinion matters and he has told Mrs May Brexit would cause “long-term damage [to Britain’s economy”] that is on the verge of going beyond repair”.

What a self opinionated cunt of a man Branson is.

Sir cunty Bollocks also didn’t want the meeting interpreted as him offering support for Mrs May’s leadership bid, “although it was unclear whether he had also discussed his views on the referendum with any of the other four candidates for the Tory crown”
What a cunt faced cunt.

The entitled cunt then went on to attempt blackmail by saying “his company had cancelled a deal to acquire an unnamed UK-based company in the wake of the referendum result.”

He is such a cunt.

Nominated by: Kath

Fuck Richard Branson, the dumb cunt! I’m gonna illegally download all his company’s music just to spite the bastard.

He screwed over a lot of his own label’s musicians so I’m sure he wouldn’t mind because stealing and rebellion is so punk rock right Richard?

Nevermind the bollocks here’s Richard Branson the bellend!

Nominated by: Titslapper

Richard Branson is a fucking weird beard hypocrite.

A fucking tax exile who lives on his own private island, telling those of us who DO live here how to vote.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw