We all know Erdogan is a cunt but we’re bigger cunts for letting him stitch us up to let all his cunts cross into Europe without passports in return for taking our money and giving us fuck all in return. But he’s an even bigger cunt for trying to force Germany to prosecute a comedian for failing to tickle his sense of humour with a rude poem about him.

So step forward our hero of the week : none other than our very own Boris Johnson with this witty little piece on National Limerick Day that won him a £1,000 prize from the paper he used to edit, The Spectator. Take it away Boris….!

There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankerer
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn’t even stop to thankera.

Trump and Johnson. The new dream team. Way to go, Boris!

Nominated by: Dioclese

He is a even bigger cunt then merkel the amount of threats he has made to the EU is astounding.

He is going send 12 million turks to the UK(has threatened to send more) and a good portion are mentally retarded, criminals and expecting pregnancy.

Thank Mr Hameron he’s doing this because UK needs more diversity apparently and because we are morally superior or tolerant some shite, I dunno lol .

Nominated by: TitSlapper