Griefjackers [3]


Celebrities & plebs who post epitaphs & eulogy’s on Twitter when someone famous has died are cunts.
Posting a Tweet when someone dies make me sick, if it was not bad enough every fucking celebrity posts a Tweet –

Case in point: Dave Cameron posting this on the news David Bowie has died

I grew up listening to and watching the pop genius David Bowie. He was a master of re-invention, who kept getting it right. A huge loss.

Oh fuck off Dave! You never liked him. You never listened to his music. Just name a song he recorded and recite more than one line, NO, you cannot do it.

Then you have every other celebrity cunt posting the same pointless, devoid of any true sentiment, generic RIP Tweet because they have to show some kind of empathetic remorse. It makes no difference 90% of these cunts never knew David Bowie, but the PR machine demands they Tweet, total fucking herd mentality!

And as for the general public, don’t get me started, I bet if you collated every RIP post on Twitter today it would total fucking billions, all the same self-indulgent, narcissistic platitudes.


On the plus side, someone must have had Bowie in the dead pool

Nominated by: Boaby

( Regrettably, nobody had Bowie in the Dead Pool. Ed. )

John McDonnell [2]


Shadow Chancellor, John McDonnell (yes, that really is him in the photo), is a pissant of the first water!

The uneconomic cunt bangs on for weeks about the poor downtrodden working man being screwed by the wicked Tories cutting tax credits. Osborne does a U-turn and scraps the cuts and what does McDonnell say?

Does he say “Well done, Chancellor. Thank for listening”? Does he fuck! He quotes Chairman Mao, throws a little red book at Osborne and the accuses him of backtracking on his plans to cut the deficit.

What a total, complete absolute fucking cunt the man is!

Noninated by: Dioclese

Russell Brand and Noam Chomsky


Russell Brand has been getting on my tit ends with his childish rants and typical adoption of a far left agenda just when his career goes down the shit pan.

I`d also like to nominate all the cunts in my university and across the country who look up to this wankstain as some sort of modern day Gandhi:He is not he is just a pox infested unfunny faded actor who`s political views are akin to those of a brain damaged Noam Chomsky (who is also a massive cunt)

Nominated by: Shaun of the Dead 69

Never heard of Noam Chomsky until he was nominated. Forced to investigate out of sheer curiousity. Now wish I hadn’t…

Noam Chomsky is even more fucking pretentious than Russell Brand! Brand is apparently a ‘comedian and campaigner’ as well as a massive twat. Chomsky on the other hand describes himself as a ‘linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator and anarcho-syndicalist activist’. What the fuck is an anarcho-syndicalist when it’s at home ?!?

Seems to me to be just a self-publicising Yank cunt, who looks like Michael Foot without a duffle coat, and who’s made a shed load of money by spouting bollocks about communism and conspiracy theories. If he was really a communist, he’d have given all his wealth away to help the downtrodden working classes, the fucking hypocrite.

A wealthy communist is an oxymoron – Miliband take note!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Neil Hamilton


For fuck’s sake what’s the matter with you cunts?!?

I cannot believe that no cunt out there has ever cunted this cunt on “…is a cunt”. And now just to make things worse, his cunt of a mate Farage has finally managed to get the cunt onto UKIP’s NEC. What’s the matter with UKIP? Have the cunts got a death wish?

This cunt is a fucking electoral liability. The rank and file membership think he’s a cunt, I think he’s a cunt and, frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the fragrant Christine thinks he’s a cunt.

Neil Hamilton is cunt amongst cunts; a veritable ubercunt; a cunt so large it could could swallow the Houses of Parliament. Whole. In one gulp. Cunts don’t come more cuntish than that!

Yes, Neil Hamilton IS a cunt – and anyone who disagrees is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese


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Why do birders have cameras with such massive lenses? Is because they have small dicks? Probably…

Just spent two weeks in the Russian Far East with a group containing several twitchers. Picture it: There we are floating in a little rubber boat of the coast of Kamchatka watching brown bears on the shoreline. Cameras are clicking away furiously. Suddenly the bloke at the front of the boat swings his 500mm penis substitute around nearly knocking me out of the boat. Fuck the bears! He’s spotted a seagull and simply has to have as photo to prove it.

A few days later we are floating around in a little rubber boat with a driver who’s a bird expert. We are admiring sea lions. We’re in the wrong boat. The driver decides to hair off downstream to find some birds. Do we see any? Not really. There’s apparently a reed warbler in the bushes in winter plumage – but you can’t quite see it from here!!!

Don’t get me wrong. I like birds. But some of these guys are just cunts!

Nominated by: Dioclese