Pornography

pornography

Modern porn is a cunt.

All plastic fuck bunnies with little regard for their own safety of self esteem. Who can forget the days of adventure, discovery and enlightenment of finding the old man’s stash of Mayfair at the bottom of the wardrobe when searching for your Christmas presents?

Even the arrival of the Gratham’s catalogue was only a swift hand shandy away from heaven.

Happy days…

Nominated by: Fat Rich

Internet Porn

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Internet Porn deserves a damn cunting, I am old enough to remember the days when finding Porn on the Internet took all evening, 3 hours spent finding and downloading a video for free which looked half wank-worthy.

Even just browsing pictures took forever, waiting for the picture to display pixel by pixel!
Fast forward to today, fucking porn everywhere, petabytes of it in every deranged form you can imagine.

There’s a niche for everyone:

Looking for hairy Latina girls in glasses being bummed by Mexican immigrants? – You got it! sign-up today

Enjoy watching a woman crap honey out of her arse whilst dressed as Lois from Family Guy? – You got it! sign-up today

Can you only get off to lesbians masturbating for money whilst complaining about womens rights? – You got it! sign-up today

Fucking Internet Porn, it all blends in to one sea of shit and thus, deserves a cunting

Nominated by : Boaby