Frozen yoghurt


Frozen yoghurt should be cunted

I have recently seen these shops opening with the name “Frurt” above the window. Now at first I thought it was just a Geordie greengrocers. But I have been told that Frurt is frozen yoghurt and that people actually eat this shit. What sort of cunt spends their dinner hour buying frozen fruit yoghurt in such a poncey place for extortionate prices? If they want something frozen and fruit flavoured why don’t they get some fucking ice cream?!

Anyone who pays daft money for a pot of Ski that has been in a freezer is a complete cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

Dominic Littlewood [2]


The cunt, Dominic Littlewood, is the reason I stumbled on this website.

I was watching the ‘I obey the law, and Im fully legit’ cunt on some shit show. I think it was ‘Don’t get done, get Dom’ and I thought what a CUNT. I mean that title alone is enough make him a strong favourite for Cunt of the year.

Then there is the cunt that is Dominic, don’t get me wrong sometimes he helps people who have been duped or conned and thats ok with me, what I can’t stand is his ‘I am a knight in shining armour’ smugness and him in general, the way he speaks, the way he calls people up trying to find out why they ripped off some cunt, the way he chases the rip off merchant around like a little fucking Terrier. If he chased me like that I would knock the cunt out.

Anyway, after thinking “What a cunt!”, I searched ‘Dominic Littlewood is a cunt’ and I found this website. I suppose I owe ‘Dom’ a thank you for helping me find ‘Is A Cunt’, but that does not change the fact he is a Universal Cunt. I mean imagine he was your Dad, “Dad I found a fiver” Dom replies “Now now son lets go to the police station and fill out some forms and try and get the money back to its owner”. Aaaaaaaagh the cunt pisses me off.

Dominic you fucking CUNT.


Nominated by: Black and White Cunt

Charlie Brooker [2]


Just watched Friday’s Have I Got News For You on the BBC iplayer. Fucking ruined by some smug twat called Charlie Brooker in the chair. Only watched to the end because I was hoping Paul Merton would thump the cunt.

Pretty shocking when Diane Abbott isn’t the biggest arsehole on a TV show. What a total cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

Charlie Brooker is a pseudo socialist cunt, sucking at the teat of the BBC and Guardian whilst appearing to be anti-establishment , married to a coke head (Konnie Huq)

I have indulged in copious amounts of cocaine and I can tell you know she is fucking wired in this picture! It’s obviously photoshopped cleavage, but check her eyes! That’s fucking cocaine, not camera flash!

Nominated by: Boaby

Cunts in boats


I hate cunts in boats. I’ve always hated cunts in boats. Only cunts with horses have found a faster way of pissing money up the wall…

And now there’s a different variety of cunts in boats – fucking Africa refugee cunts on boats with a sprinkling of ISIS fighters mixed in for good measure. Blockade the African coast. Take the cunts off in landing craft and dump them back on a beach in Africa. Then sink their fucking boats or give ’em to Flaxen Saxon and let him have a bonfire – preferably with the owners still inside them.

Anyone thick enough to pay wads of money to try to cross the Med in one of these things has to be fucking thick as two short planks and needs to be eradicated from the gene pool – so maybe just sink the cunts. That’ll stop ’em!

Fucking yatchies are the worst. Arrogant, pompous, supercilious cunts the lot of ’em. Boats should be banned and any cunt who owns one deserves to have it sunk. Or to be deporting to ISIS…

Nominated by : Dioclese

Michael Flatley


Michael Flatley is a thundering cunt trumpet…

This plastic paddy Yank inflicted the revolting Riverdance on us in the 90s: thus inspiring a cringworthy love-in for all things ‘Oirish’ (along with Jack Charlton and those Corrs cunts!)…
This walking ego then came up with Lord Of The Dance: More Diddly Diddly cartoon paddy twaddle and gullible twats the world over lapped it up… Then there was the diabolical Celtic Tiger…

Flatley’s ‘view’ on Irish history and an arselicking masterclass for good ol’ Uncle Sam… This theatrical crime had Vikings dancing with Irish maidens (no burning, raiding, rape or pillage from the Norsemen?), the British persecuting the Paddies (with Flatley pompously intervening dressed as a priest!), then the biig headed Yankie cunt (for no reason) dressed as an airline pilot while some bird danced around in a stars and stripes bikini (that was the only good bit!)… The rest of the show was about ‘Oirlund’ showing its ‘gratitude’ to the good ol’ US of A… Irish history? Funny that I didn’t see any pub bombings, balaclavas, semtex, Nazi U-Boats docking in welcoming Irish ports and the wonderful Yanks funding a major terror organisation…

Now this preening, arrogant cunt is back with Lord Of The Dance II, or some shite like that.. Michael Flatley is a cunt, to be sure, to be sure…

Nominated by: Norman