Pikeys [2]

A monumental cunting for PIKEYS, these pieces of shit have turned up in Walsal and parked 50 vehicles in a field, then said pikeys have allowed their pack of probable stolen dogs loose and an 80 year old woman has been attacked by said pikey mutts and the the thieving, lying, cheating, benefit claiming, tax dodging, leprachaun scum have has the brass neck to say the woman was trespassing on their land….

W.T.F is wrong with these cunts? I reckon some ethnic cleansing is due or send these fuckers back to the emerald isle with a pair of water wings…..Kiss the blarney stone pikey cunts, one day all your mistreated animals are going to turn on you and I can’t wait…..

Nominated by fuglyucker

‘Travellers’

Bit of rant and reason…..

Thieving traveller scum. Well today is your cunting, tomorrow your         comeuppance.

Twice I have been targeted as a cheap buck,the first time a massive failure the second time ultimately successful, yes the hundreds of pounds worth of power tools you stole and sold down the pub has upset me,but their are a few things you didn’t realise.

1. I have just been diagnosed with a life changing condition.

2. I fix power tools for a living.

3. I have access to quite a supply of non-working tools.

4. I was trained in EOD, meaning if I can break them, I can make them.

So I have come up with a few novelty items, we have the tool designed to electrocute the user, and my personal favourite the box set,crossed with a tin of gloss paint mixed with dog shit, a car airbag a high amp battery and a trigger switch.

A sort of MOAB jack in the box.

You see their is some justice in the world, just got to make it happen.

Nominated by Lord Benny.

Pikeys

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Pikeys are cunts.

In the 90s it was my misfortune to rehouse some of these cunts through the local authority. They couldn’t hack the caravans with the onset of winter. One old thick Mick came in and said “Gimme a house I want a feckin house,” On further interrogation as to his needs he said “I want a bungalow but I don’t want one upstairs.” You couldn’t script it.

Sometime later I was called to a vacant property that had someone inside it. Two of us confronted a twelve year old little cunt named Rooney who had stripped out every door handle in the gaff and dismantled them, bagging them up into brass, aluminium and steel. He exited sharpish through a first floor window.

When the weather improved in Spring sure enough we got called out to abandoned properties one of which allegedly had a python in it so the chippies, sparkies’ plumbers etc wouldn’t go in. I entered to find every bit of metal stripped out. No light, fittings, no switches, no door handles, no wiring, no piping, no boiler, no sink, fuck all metal was left in it. All I found was the spare room badly converted to a reptile house and python skin on the floor that I thought initially was bubble wrap.

Now the council paid stupid money to a Travellers’ Lisison Officer which was supposed to make the cunts conform somewhat. Nice but desperately hopeless bint who just took the money and did fuck all especially when the cunts fucked off with massive arrears.

The financial cost of NOT discriminating against these Irish/Gypo/Pikey/Tinker/Diddicoy/Traveller cunts was and is fucking ginormous. Even the local plod referred to them as TGBs (thieving gypsy bastards). It’s like Roy Walker on Catchphrase, say what you see. What I saw was complete cuntery from absolute cunts. But who were the bigger cunts!?

Nominated by: Alan Fistula