Neil Hamilton


For fuck’s sake what’s the matter with you cunts?!?

I cannot believe that no cunt out there has ever cunted this cunt on “…is a cunt”. And now just to make things worse, his cunt of a mate Farage has finally managed to get the cunt onto UKIP’s NEC. What’s the matter with UKIP? Have the cunts got a death wish?

This cunt is a fucking electoral liability. The rank and file membership think he’s a cunt, I think he’s a cunt and, frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the fragrant Christine thinks he’s a cunt.

Neil Hamilton is cunt amongst cunts; a veritable ubercunt; a cunt so large it could could swallow the Houses of Parliament. Whole. In one gulp. Cunts don’t come more cuntish than that!

Yes, Neil Hamilton IS a cunt – and anyone who disagrees is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Stephen Fry [4]


The time has come to give arch cunt and “national treasure” Stephen Fry another major cunting.

First he publishes a book in which he admits (some might say “boasts of”) possessing and using cocaine almost continually between the mid-80s and the late 90s.

Then on Newsnight he suggests that the police have no business arresting him because the offences took place a long time ago and that the only person he ever hurt was himself, drawing a spurious comparison with Jimmy Savile as if to say “Look, I only snorted Bolivian marching powder, I never fucked kids”. Well, here’s something Quite Interesting, Fry – the law is quite clear about the penalty for possession of Class A drugs: a maximum of seven years imprisonment and/or an unlimited fine. And what makes you think you’re above the law, you smug, hateful, arrogant cunt?

Then, having warmed to the subject of historical sex abuse cases, Fry added “do we have to name the rock stars that we think almost certainly had sex with fourteen year old children? But those fourteen year old girls were so proud of it that they wouldn’t for a minute call themselves ‘victims’.”

The point is, you despicable ignorant wanker, fourteen year olds are not emotionally or intellectually equipped to make decisions or judgements like that – THAT IS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THE AGE OF CONSENT, YOU FUCKING RETARD: IT EXISTS TO PROTECT IMMATURE CHILDREN FROM EXPLOITATION BY ADULTS. Presumably the cunt Fry also imagines that all those eleven, twelve and thirteen year old girls in Rotherham were so thrilled by the attention of older Asian men with cars that they were “proud” to be gangraped in grotty rooms above takeaway restaurants? This cunt needs stoning to death outside the BBC. I fucking despise him.

Let’s hope Plod comes knocking on Fry’s door soon and he’s charged for fifteen years worth of Class A possession. With his latest utterances, the fat cunt has significantly expanded both the breadth and depth of his odious cuntitude

Nominated by: Fred West

Kirsty Allsop


Kirsty Allsop! What a fat, horrible bastard she is.

I had the misfortune to be sat in front of the telly the other night while she patronised, rolled her eyes and generally spoke to the fucking idiots who can’t find their own new house like they were, well, fucking idiots. She strikes me as a right nasty, patronising cunt of a cunt.

I don’t know how that Phil resists from turning around and booting her straight in the gash.

Nominated by: Jimbob Cunt III

Social Justice Warriors


Social Justice Warriors on Tumblr. This unfortunate band of rabid ultra-liberal douchebags came to my attention because a former school friend turned into one in a transformation as hideous as watching Jeff Goldblum turn into a giant house-fly monster in the movie The Fly, except this was a transformation into a giant self righteous cunt.

Basically this batch of belching cunts claim to be internet activists raging against the injustices of rascism, homophobia, transphobia etc. etc. etc. Which might sound fine but let me explain why in this case it’s not fine, not by a CUNTry mile.

Rather than trying to make people more accepting and understanding my reaching out to people and stating their case calmly in a way that’s going to get people on their side (like a real activist would) these little fuckflakes spew hate at anyone who doesn’t agree precisely with their ridiculous shit opinions or is a straight white male. Basically if you’re a straight white male you’re too ‘privileged’ to ever possible understand or sympathise with the terrible ‘oppression’ these special little snowflakes suffer at the hands of the EVIL ‘patriarchy’. In fact even if you’re a gay while male you’re also too much of a mainstream member of society for these people and therefore another evil minion of the ‘patriarchy’.

So how can I be enough of a special case, social outsider for these fucking people [sic: cunts] you might ask? Well you have to identify as some obscure, made up sexual orientation like being Demisexual (whatever the fuck that means), being trans, or genderfluid or genderqueer helps too, as does being a man hating feminist, a vegan, or Otherkin (Otherkin needs it’s own paragraph to explain, so here goes):

People who are “Otherkin” are people who believe that in their souls there are actually animals or some kind of mythical creature. I shit you not. Not only do they believe that but it’s important that the rest of society should recognise them for it and make them feel accepted, presumably by patting them on the head or something. These people’s sense of entitlement to express their identities extends to barking at customers at work, which obviously doesn’t go down well, so they bitch on their shite cunty little blogs about what a heinous injustice it is that their employer won’t let them express the fact they think they’re a fucking ‘direwolf’, or some such dorky thing, to customers. Which raises the question; are these cunts really this socially inept? Or are they just liars who are making up these fictional injustices to bleat about?

I’m going to try to put the breaks on this rant, I just fucking hate these cunts so much it’s hard to stop but to summurise why these cunts are such gaping cunts: they don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves, they assert their identities in fucking bullet points, like only a true cunt would do and try to one up each other in the ‘who’s the most oppressed special little flower olympics’, they use special conditions as excuses for their inadequacies, they don’t really give a fuck about anyone else, they just want the whole world to bend over backwards to make concessions to them because they’re smug, self righteous, bitter little cunts with victim complexes, they’re fucking hypocrites as well, the cunty little shitcunts.

Basically if you had an actual cunt within a cunt, within a cunt, within a cunt that went on infinitely, cunts within cunts forever, it wouldn’t be half as cunty a fucking cunt as these Tumblr social justice warrior cunts are, the fucking cunts.

Don’t take my word for it though, check out these cunts in action, leaking their contemptuous, nonsense cuntjuice out across the internet:

Nominated by : Redvers Whitehead

( I checked it out and love this quote – “Calling out hypocrisy and false information of the unoppressed masses”. What a load of fucking bollocks! Ed. )

Harriet Harman [9]


Harriet Harman is another arsehole due a right Royal cunting. The source of her irritation today is the theatre and opera. Apparently, they are ‘too white, middle class and metropolitan’. Which translates as ‘not enough proles and mynoritees are experiencing these forms of cultured entertainment. And, being a patronising, hypocritical, liberal shitehawk, I’m incredibly guilty and offended’.

The fact that anyone can either go to the box office, or go online an purchase a ticket is, seemingly, irrelevant. OK, the tickets are probably pretty expensive, but I would argue that absence of mynoritees and proles from theatre, ballet and opera productions, would indicate that most such people considered it to be pretentious shite.

And why is it only recently that she’s become bothered by these publicly funded groups not attracting a more diverse audience? This was going on when her mob of retards was in government. She didn’t give a fuck then. In fact back then, she probably sat in her taxpayer funded seat at the opera and thought, ‘thank fuck the peasants aren’t interested in seeing a fat cow with steel tits and pig tails singing about how she’s a beautiful 19 year old girl’.

With all the problems this country is currently facing, most of which she and the previous government are responsible for, she has to get worked up about ‘ordinary people’ not giving a fuck about ‘the arts’. Time to fucking quit love. Get me some cheese on toast.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw