Mitch Winehouse


Mitch Winehouse is a king sized bumper pack cunt…

He’s now whining about a film about his late daughter… He’s not arsed really about how Amy is portrayed, he is upset about how the flim ‘taints’ himself and puts him in ‘a bad light’…

Which means it portrays old Mitch in a true light… He pushed his daughter into stage school, then got her to be a reluctant star (she loved singing, but she didn’t particularly want stardom), she gets a crippling drug habit, while daddy lives off her fame and its rewards.. The old leech leaves her to rot and finally die while the fucking Mitch Winehouse Band (I know Don’t laugh) is sucking it up in New York…

I was never a big Amy fan, but what a complete bastard her old man is… What a parasite… What a whopper of a cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

Telesales [2]


I’d like to offer for an extreme cunting – the telemarket, telesales cold calling industry, whose invasion of privacy has now reached epic proportions.

After managing to get some time away from work to indulge in mindless hedonistic pleasures, I have had 15 of these parasites calling my mobile and my landline (the latter which is ex-directory). Quite how they know who I am is beyond me, other than the probable fact that the cunts who maintain the electoral role have sold my confidential info to them.

Bad enough being pestered by some non-English speaking idiot, who fails to understand the rudiments of the words “bugger off”, but for them to then ring back 30 minutes later or clog up my answering machine with verbal diarrhea is to put it mildly, infuriating.

Nominated by: Lez

Neil Hamilton


For fuck’s sake what’s the matter with you cunts?!?

I cannot believe that no cunt out there has ever cunted this cunt on “…is a cunt”. And now just to make things worse, his cunt of a mate Farage has finally managed to get the cunt onto UKIP’s NEC. What’s the matter with UKIP? Have the cunts got a death wish?

This cunt is a fucking electoral liability. The rank and file membership think he’s a cunt, I think he’s a cunt and, frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the fragrant Christine thinks he’s a cunt.

Neil Hamilton is cunt amongst cunts; a veritable ubercunt; a cunt so large it could could swallow the Houses of Parliament. Whole. In one gulp. Cunts don’t come more cuntish than that!

Yes, Neil Hamilton IS a cunt – and anyone who disagrees is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Vanessa Feltz [2]


Vanessa Feltz is a cunt.

Did she say anything when Rolf Harris was arrested and charged? Did she contact any of his victims and offer her support? Did she step forward and say anything during the actual trial? Nope – she said and did piss all.

But now the old slagwagon is all over the press claiming she was another of Rolf’s vicitims. We all know that Harris is a dirty old nonce cunt, but I think Feltz is making this one up. Look at the state of her, for a start. Harris may have a screw or two loose, but he’d have to be bloody loopy to feel that up!

If Rolf had walked free you can bet that Feltz wouldn’t have said a word (she would probably have supped champagne with him!). I know some out there will do anything for publicity and extra money but anyone who tries to cash in on something like this is a sick cunt.

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Left Wingers


I want to nominate all left wingers for a cunting. Normally I would just ignore these tofu eating, hug a hoodie, solar powered, hippy friends of the Earth. However today I just can’t. Thatcher is dead. I was never particularly a fan, but she did stand up to the Argies and got a rebate on our financial contribution to the EU.

Today has seen those on the left show us what a bunch of dishonourable, evil, intolerant, disrespectful, ignorant, insensitive, vulgar, disgraceful, uncultured fuckwits they truly are. I know that Thatcher was exceptionally divisive. But to celebrate her death by partying in the streets, dancing with joy, swigging champagne from the bottle (common as fuck) and posting nasty comments is a complete and utter disgrace.

For fucks sake, the woman had been out of power for 23 years. She was 87 and showing signs of dementia. How did the left react? As stated above. Some of these twats weren’t even an itch in their daddies nuts when she was in power, but this didn’t stop the Stalinist little cunts from celebrating her death. Have we as a nation really stooped to such a barbarously low level?

What really made me angry though, were the comments made by that triumvirate of cunts, Derek Hatton, George Galloway, and Ken ‘Newt Fucker’ Livingstone. Three shining examples of the cuntishness of the left. Absolute proof that left wingers are absolute scum. The left constantly presume to preach to us about respect and tolerance for others, yet they are disrespectful to, and intolerant of, anyone who holds a different view to them. And they have nerve to call the likes of the BNP and the EDL scum? Pot, meet kettle. I’m not a supporter of the BNP or the EDL by the way. Blair and his mob did far more damage to the UK than Thatcher ever could, but the hypocritical fuckers conveniently forget that. So I want them cunted.

Nominated by : Quick Draw McGraw