Gary Lineker [7]

Gary Lineker gets paid around £1.8 million a year by the BBC, that’s a disgrace!
How is he expected to survive on that? He has to take on extra jobs to make ends meet, advertising Walker’s crisps for god’s sake. it’s about time the BBC got their act together and started paying their star presenters what they’re worth, before they’re lured by rival broadcasters.

Nominated by Allan

Formula One

Since we’re on the subject of sport, I’ve been watching the f1 testing this week. Looks like Mercedes are going to walk away with it. AGAIN!

Can’t tell just from the testing but f1 needs a cunting anyway.


How does this sound?

We’re going to get some of the best minds on the planet to build the fastest possible cars.

We’ll spend billions to build purpose built race tracks all around the world that will test the drivers and machines to the very edge of their capabilities.

We’ll take the very best drivers in the world and have them race each other at over 200mph!

Sounds exciting doesn’t it!

Well it isn’t.

What cunts.

Nominated by DeploytheSausage

Ewan McGregor [2]

Has Ewan ‘ privileged posh privately ecucated ‘ MacGregor cunt been cunted yet ? If not I would consider it a privilege to nominate the cunt myself. I hated Trainspotting because for all his acting skills,him and a few others in the cast ( not all of them) just came across as privileged posh privately educated cunts playing working class characters. Very unconvincing. Anyway the cunt clearly used Morgans perfectly reasonable comments about some of the fascist haridans who participated in these mass hysteria tantrums as an excuse to garner some street cred points from the luvies in the entertainment industry on which his career depends. An industry I should add which is infested by rapists, thieves, snake oil salesmen, paedophiles ( like Polanksky whom MacGregor supports) , and all that is bad in human nature. Oh when I say ‘street cred’ its not any old street but one of those posh streets that the little people like you and me could never afford to live in. Choose life, chose to ignore the hypicritical luvie cunt, choose to not go to see his fucking movie ‘cunt spotting2’

Nominated by Vermin Cunt Spotter

Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert is a cunt.

Viewed (by ‘hipster’ Yanks and student knobends) as the great satirist and subversive (but actually just a watered down version of what Rowan & Martin and The Smothers Brothers used to do) has decided to take a big pay hike and take over (another cunt) Letterman’s chair and arselick a load of Hollywood celebrities.

Really sticking it to the man, that is…

And Amy Sedaris is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Norman & Mr Twister

Train drivers


Train drivers might have called off their pay strike scheduled for this weekend – but they’re still a bunch of greedy, money grubbing cunts.

The average train driver earns £47,101 a year and can earn up to £60,000 or more – and these cunts want a pay rise. Well, I got news for them because the fuckers are already overpaid. A pay cut would be more like it.

Let’s compare that average wage : It’s more than a solicitor (£46,576), more than an accountant (£44,080), more than a barrister or judge (£43,368), more than a college teacher (£40,054), more than a vet (£37,763), more than a paramedic (£36,771), loads more than a radiographer (£31,520), more than a midwife (29,529) and lots lots more. In fact it’s the 28th best paid job in Britain. Even an MP only gets £67,060! Ok – bad example…

Point is, these bastards have the cheek to strike to get a pay rise when the the fuckers are already overpaid. The blackmailing bastard get away with holding the country to ransom just because they can. 47 grand! They’re driving a bloody train FFS!

Something is seriously wrong with our value set in this country…

Nominated by: Dioclese