Seagulls

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Seagulls. I used to see them down the seaside when I was a youngster now the cunts are in the cities and everywhere else. They will eat everything including chicken which I guess makes them cannibal type cunts.

I used to think they were lovely birds that remind you of the seaside and now they are aggressive horrible cunts. They aren’t far off the size of a chicken so they might be nice in a Tikka masala or Kentucky fried seagull.

They are noisy cunts as well, in Butlins at the moment and the cunts are everywhere.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

Seagulls – not actually people, but if they were, would be worse than ISIS. Line the roofs in a military formation, dive bombing ordinary decent english folk for their fish and chips. Fuck working for a living and actually going out to hunt fish like they are meant to. These vermin that have probably displaced every other fucking bird that would be singing and doing nice birdy things, are instead perching by mcdonalds with every other job swerving dole monkey in the land, and literally eating from the tax payers hand. Not content with this heinous unjustifiable half life, they have started actually attacking the good folk, as they walk past with their hard earned good food. Fucking cunts of the whole animal kingdom, and somehow protected by
1) a law that makes them unkillable, even if they peck the eyes out of your new born in front of you and
2) the kind of disgusting unedible flesh, that makes ray mears “rather die than eat list”.

Fuck seagulls.
Fuck their young.

I don’t want to hear about suffering their unending aggression on humans because it’s egg season. We should kill them all and burn the eggs.

The only reason I don’t go to jail for this shit, is I know damn well if I killed 100 of the fuckers, another 1,000 would swoop down and eat them.

Oh yeah! They shit on people too.

Utter cunts.

Nominated by: Tony

Harley Riders

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I would like to cunt Harley Davidson riders. Not the kind that roam the wide open roads of the United states, but the kind that think a quarter ton of under-engineered shit has a place in built up areas of the U.K.

The reason for wishing to cunt these closet homosexuals is because when I am trying to get a teething infant off to sleep, some fucktard rides past the house with a none existant exhaust system straight off the manifold.

I have clocked one of the inconsiderate cunts at 120db of what sounded like an amplified fart during the summer last year at 01:30 when I had the windows open trying to get some kip myself. I lifted about three feet off the fucking bed, couldn’t get back off to sleep and spent the rest of the night trying to get the nipper back off to the land of nod too.

You’re not big, clever or hard.

No fucker is looking at you thinking ‘Wow, that fat middle aged bloke in the open face lid with the tassled jacket is sooo cool’.

What they are actually thinking is ‘That fat balding cunt on the rolling midlife crisis needs to grow the fuck up and get a fucking life…..and a silencer for that exhaust’

Sad, sad cunts. The lot of you.

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls

Neil Hamilton

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For fuck’s sake what’s the matter with you cunts?!?

I cannot believe that no cunt out there has ever cunted this cunt on “…is a cunt”. And now just to make things worse, his cunt of a mate Farage has finally managed to get the cunt onto UKIP’s NEC. What’s the matter with UKIP? Have the cunts got a death wish?

This cunt is a fucking electoral liability. The rank and file membership think he’s a cunt, I think he’s a cunt and, frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the fragrant Christine thinks he’s a cunt.

Neil Hamilton is cunt amongst cunts; a veritable ubercunt; a cunt so large it could could swallow the Houses of Parliament. Whole. In one gulp. Cunts don’t come more cuntish than that!

Yes, Neil Hamilton IS a cunt – and anyone who disagrees is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Lady Gaga [4]

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What the fuck is this bint all about?

Trying to copy that other tone deaf, overhyped weirdo cunt Madonna but failing by having even less talent – if that’s possible. Dress sense even worse than that Beckham thing.

I listened to her latest album and it’s shit even by the standards of 21st century teenage music and that’s fucking saying something. God bless the cult of celebrity!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Kids

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Who gave these pram weilding fuckheads permission to assume they can bring their spawn to a place where hard working people are paying to relax. Not to be bothered by noisy, squeeling tempremental stinking loud cunts and simply expect everything is OK to let them run cry and scream and we all simply sit there and bear it.

Bring back the slap for fucks sake as I assure you if you are not prepared to unleash one on that cunt making all that fucking noise, I will.

Nominated by: Bloke in Holland