Nicola Sturgeon [10]


Sturgeon’s off again and warrants another nomination. The Scottish Government (aka SNP) has today published a paper predicting Scottish GDP to be between £1.7bn and £11.2bn per year lower by 2030 as a result of Brexit. It is based on a whole load of studies carried out by the Project Fear brigade before the referendum that only a cunt would still believe in.

Here’s an idea to boost GDP, Crankie – how about stop whining and go and get some trade deals? How about make Scotland more attractive to inward investment by resigning? How about reversing the decline in Scotland’s educational system since the SNP got into power? How about reducing public sector jobs in favour of private sector jobs? And how about accepting that we voted as the UK and the result, therefore, applies equally to all parts of the UK?

Hard to let go of the teat though, eh?

Nominated by: Harry Axwound

Nicola Sturgeon [8]


While we are on the subject of the EU I would like to nominate that fucking wart hog Nicola Sturgeon. Now I know that she/he has already been nominated before (a lot) but I felt that she has shown herself to be an even bigger cunt than I had first thought.

Is it not so overwhelmingly obvious to everyone that she is so terrified of giving up her chance to sit on the highly paid board of European commissioners and riding that gravy train long into the night that she has threatened us with another Scottish independence vote so that the people of Scotland can remain in?

Now she says that the people of said country (most of which can’t read or write anyway) have overwhelmingly voted to remain????? 62% is hardly what I would call overwhelming is it you fucking porridge wog? What about the 38%?

I appreciate that mathematics is not a strong point north of the border but come on! 4 in 10 people want to get out, that’s almost half of them. This rant is pretty pointless anyway because personally they can fuck off anyway bunch of useless cunts.

Nominated by: Mike Hunt

Nicola Sturgeon [7]


I’m sick to the fucking of this ugly, arrogant, strutting gimp of a broken record. “Independence referendum, independence referendum, independence referendum, independence referendum”. That’s all the Krankie faced cunt goes on about. What gets me though, is that NOBODY has ever asked this transgender twat to explain just how Scotland would be independent, when the Scottish Nazi Party’s plan is to hand full control of the cuntry to the EU. There just swapping one fucking Union for another. The difference is, they at least get a vote in the British Union.

Give the English a referendum on Scottish independence, I’m confident we’d give this nasty pile of Aberdeen Angus shit what she wants. Then she’d have to explain why the Scottish economy is growing SIX times slower than England, Wales and Northern Ireland.

Wee Jimmy recently announced her intention to hold another “once in a lifetime” (non) independence referendum within the next two years. That’s going to be a bit difficult though, given that the Scottish Nazi Party lost its majority in the recent elections, (although, she’s trying to pretend that she HASN’T dropped votes). That’s their own fault, given their insistence on bringing in what is a breathtakingly nannying piece of legislation, known as the children and young people bill. On the face of it, its quite a good idea. It basically guarantees free school meals for children in primary year one to three and a significant increase in nursery provision. However, in a rather sinister twist, it also provides all children with an ‘appointed person’.

This is basically a state approved and sanctioned guardian, who is charged with ensuring the needs of every Scottish child are met, whether the parents want their child to have one or not. And with virtually EVERY parent in Scotland, it’s NOT! This could be a teacher or a classroom assistant, paediatric nurse, etc. And if someone makes a complaint to them, or they think a child is being mistreated or not getting the correct food or whatever, they can get social services to investigate. And there’s nothing parents can do about it.

I can fully understand parent’s opposition to this bullshit, because this is very much a case of a national government telling parents, “we don’t trust you. We don’t think you know what’s best for your child, so we’re going to stick our nose in, and there’s nothing you can do about it”. It’s staggeringly Orwellian in its breaches of privacy and human rights.

How typical of this arrogant slag. A socialist control freak, with NO children of her own. She was told before the election that this bill was a vote loser, but she ignored the warnings. Which goes to show that the woma…thing…all those in political circles thought was a brilliant politician, is nothing more than a fraud.

Had she dropped this Naziesque piece of legislation, the SNP would have kept its majority. But because the loony left can NEVER admit to being wrong, they ploughed on with it. Now, Sturgeon will need the cooperation of other parties if she’s to get her second, “once in a lifetime” referendum. And given the official opposition in Scotland, are now the Tories, I reckon she’s got fucking Buckley’s chance.

Nominated by: quick Draw McGraw

Nicola Sturgeon [6]


Krankie Macmerkel can fuck right off.

She is one of those cunts who are ugly inside and out and need to pass their misery on to as many people as possible. A less ambitious cunt would have settled with being a traffic warden or such, but lucky us she decided to go all out. It takes a lot to outcunt her poisonous miget in arms Alex cunting Salmond but she does it with aplomb.

Evil tripe sucking witch.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Nicola Sturgeon [5]


Time to re-cunt the repugnant Nicola Sturgeon who is now demanding a second independence referendum unless David Cameron reverses his welfare cuts and halts plans to renew Trident.

What was that about the previous referendum “settling the issue for a generation” you hypocritical cunt…?

The people of Scotland are reportedly referring to Sturgeon as a “national treasure” (and regulars on here know that is code for “cunt”). Personally I think national treasures should be treated the same way as any kind of treasure – bury it in a field in Lincolnshire and let Phil Harding dig it up and wank over it in two thousand years time.

Nominated by: Fred West