Barbara Windsor [3]


I know that most people consider Barbara Windsor a ‘national treasure’, but most people are fucking wrong. What she is, is an annoying, talentless, mockney shitbag, with all the charm, wit and charisma of a rotting corpse. She ruined ever Carry On film she was in with her shite acting and her annoying laugh. And will fucking despise the bitch to my dying day because of that. What the fuck did Sid James see in her?

I’ve never watched Eastenders, so she really didn’t get on my nerves during tenure on that show. But she annoys me greatly in those shitty Jackpot Joy adverts. On their own they’re bad enough, but with this ancient harpy in them they take shite down to a whole new level. Since the ridiculous twat shows no signs of pegging out any time soon, I have no choice but to nominate her for a cunting.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Ray Winstone [2]


Get ya laptops aat. Ray Winstone ere. You slaaags might know me as the geezer in scum or Henry the fucking 8th. Don’t believe it’s me Ray ‘the daddy’ Winstone? ok…. Oi Wolsey you fucked up ya slaaag, jog on. I fucking love ya Anne.

Yeaaah was born to play Enry the fucking 8th I was. See told ya. naaah I jacked in acting, naaah I work for 365 bet full fucking time like the cunt I aaam, more readies for the daddy.

Nominated by: Ray Winstone

Mockney actors


Gotta say I detest alleged actors like Ray ( I’m ‘enry de Haidth ) Winstone and Bob (Gorblimey) Hoskins – lap of luxury middle class cunts who enter a ponce creating drama school like RADA and come out the other end arse ready mockney cunts. Then it’s a job for life.

Strewth guv. Wot a liberty. Fuck orf you cunts.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke