Not a maiden voyage on these hallowed pages, but corpulent pie addict and perennial bullshitter, Mike Brewer, needs a thorough re-cunting.

The working element on wheeler Dealers, Edd China, decided to leave the show as he was unhappy with the direction the show was going under its new custodians – i.e. less focus on the workshop and more focus on Brewer bollockspeak. Seems fair to me.

I have seen myself two separate YouTube interviews of Brewer giving two completely different accounts how Edd China left the show. Apparently Brewer and his family have received death threats over it, which is a tad extreme and Edd himself has condemned such behaviour, but has commented that Brewer is a fibber over this.

I can’t thinking that fatso has somewhat thrown himself under the bus. I used to enjoy Edd China’s contributions but Brewer is a shiny-faced, fibbing ex car dealer who is reminiscent of a honey glazed hog roast.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback