Michael Parkinson (4)

Posted on March 21, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Professional Yorkshireman Sir Michael Parkinson is massive bore. I see he is making a comeback on the telly selling Yorkshire Tea to follow his smash hit flogging insurance to confused old dears.

You can stuff your free Parker pen up your arse Parky.

What really pisses me off about this cunt is that he got his knighthood for 30 years on the fucking BBC sticking his tongue up celebrity arseholes. Did this creepy tosser ever ask a penetrating question in his life? All he ever goes on about is fucking Yorkshire, fucking Barnsley and Dickie fucking Bird. Don’t ever mention Gene Kelly or Muhammed Ali when this cunt is about or he’ll bore you to death.

Fuck right off Parky you wanker.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

Michael Parkinson [3]

Posted on March 20, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Parky deserves a serious cunting for fronting the Sun Life Guaranteed Over 50 Plan for so long.

Many people of a certain age trust Parky, so it’s a great choice for Sun Life. What the ill-informed cunts don’t realise is that these plans are one of the worst type of so-called investments that it is possible to make. “All we ask is that you keep paying your premiums for life, or your Plan will end and you’ll get nothing back”. “Depending on how long you live, you could pay in more than the cash sum paid out.” Cunts.

And don’t get me started on you get a free pen just for applying. That’s something you really need when you’re over 50, isn’t it. A fucking pen. Cunts.

But Parky gets the cunting for promoting it.

Nominated by: Pedro Almovar