The BBC (7)

I’d like to nominate (a daily occurrence these days) the ABBC for yet another cunting.

This morning I caught the start of the Victoria Derbyshire programme (as the ABBC news channel is always on in the canteen and I have no fucking idea where the remote is).

The start of the programme showed a rabble of “peaceful” cunts kicking off in Holland (Turk or otherwise it doesn’t matter – they’re all cunts) presented by Kasia Madera where the headline read: “Turkey Diplomatic Protest”

And within 1 second – literally – this then switches to the poe-faced Derbyshire waffling on about cancer sniffing dogs!??!

Looks like some producer miscalculated their flip-switch and we managed to get 1 whole second of real news out of the cunts. Which is 1 whole second more than we usually get on a monthly basis from these cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

I fucking hate the fucking BBC.

Their latest shit is about Tanveer Hussain who was allegedly banned from the USA for being a Muslim. BBC headline: Kashmir Muslim athlete denied US visa due to ‘current policy.’ But when this fine upstanding individual was accused of sexual abuse the headline was: Tanveer Hussain: Indian athlete held over sex abuse in US. No mention of the dreaded M-word.

Nominated by a Cunt’s Mate Cunt.

Fuck me, I woke up this morning to the news that some cunt had attacked and injured 5 people with an axe at a train station in Dusseldorf. Apparently he had “psychological problems.” Of course. Then it completely disappears from the cunt news. I have to crawl around the net to find out that the cunt is an asylum seeker from Kosovo. Strangely enough I can’t find any reference to this story on the BBC website although there is a story about a car ending up on the roof of a house in China. I didn’t read it because I don’t give a fuck about what happens in China but, as a citizen of Europe, I am interested in what happens in Germany. I wonder why the BBC doesn’t share my concerns?

Nominated by Freddie the Frog.

This is just a sample selection of BBC antics from the past week. The list runs longer than Tolstoy’s War and Peace. Please keep them coming cunters!



Ian Hislop (2)

While we are slagging off the BBC (and why not?) I would like to nominate one Ian Hislop for his recent conversion to cuntishness. I used to like this bloke and I particularly admired his 2 series on the Great War and Victorian philanthropists. However I can’t watch HIGNFY any more because of his constant pro-EU sniping, usually aided by the guest presenter or some no mark politician on the panel.

I’ve stopped buying Private Eye for the same reason. Sorry Ian you used to be good but now you are just another BBC funded remoaning cunt and you can fuck right off.

How the mighty have fallen. Shame.

Nominated by Freddie The Frog

The Daily Express

The Daily Express needs a cunting. Like most of the ‘media’ today, it’s pretty shite. Whoever does the admin for its website has always been a sensitive little soul, they’ve had an annoying habit of disabling the comments section for stories they think they won’t like the comments to. It’s usually been stories about the adherents of the religion of paedophilia and terrorism.

However, in the past week or so, the admin team seem to have had some kind of collective mental breakdown, and they’re currently disabling the comments for an increasing number of stories, usually related to the EU, Brexit, muslims and anything else they feel like. Today alone, I counted 12 disabled comments sections, and that was before I gave up and went elsewhere. It’s looks like they’re heading for a blanket ban on comments, which would be a shame. If the government announced it was banning the press from reporting on certain things, the Express would be among the loudest of those crying foul. Which it somewhat puzzling as why they would choose to stop people from having their say.

Anyway, fuck you Daily Express. You freedom of speech hating cock suckers.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

The Media

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I would like to cunt the popularist meejah again for their disparity of reporting incidents on TV, websites and papers.

Today it was announced by them all that “Damon Smith” (along with a rake of photographs) was responsible for “plotting” a terror attack on the London Underground and has been nicked.

Damon Smith is a cunt and a Columbine style loner (so probably a sociopath) and deserves to be arrested for being a cunt.

However, Smith was “plotting” and yet we have his face and name emblazoned all over the shop. Again I have no issue with this whatsoever, however…

Why is it that when our “peaceful” friends are caught “doing” (murdering a US lady over here on holiday) they are Norwegian. And when other “peaceful” cunts are “plotting” they’re French Nationals. And not one name mentioned or photograph shown, why?

The Norwegian cunt who did the stabbing, if he ever was named, it was so far removed from the incident itself that it never registered and if they did show a picture of the cunt (no doubt for 0.5 seconds) I couldn’t pick him out of a line up of 1 person! In six months time if you asked me to pick out Damon Smith I’d have no fucking problem having been bombarded with his mugshot continually for 10mins!

So meejah cunts, I have no issue with you naming and shaming cunts, you go for it BUT please make sure you name and shame ALL cunts and don’t shy from that task if they’re a bit “peaceful”! They’re always banging on about equality so please feel free to treat those cunts equally when naming and shaming, YOU CUNTS!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Meerkats [2]


Meerkats are cunts…

These flea ridden parasites have become the chav’s teddy bear… Pricks actually watch these things in their own ‘Meerkat Soap’ (Meerkat Manor, for fuck’s sake!) and think they’re all cute because they squeak and stand up on two legs… If these little bastards were here in Blighty, people would hate them and be calling out Rentokill… The anthropomorphising of these vermin is also cuntery of the highest order…

There’s those dreadful adverts featuring Russian Meerkats (Jesus wept!)… A fucking talking Meerkat in a dressing gown and cravat (and I’d flush that baby one down the bog!)… And the shops and market stalls full of ornaments of these things dressed as Grenadier Guards, Napoleon, Elvis, you fucking name it… Anyone who has a dressed up Meerkat in their window is a complete cunt…

And anyone who says ‘Simples’ should have their cakehole filled with cement…

Nominated by: Norman