Neil Hamilton

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For fuck’s sake what’s the matter with you cunts?!?

I cannot believe that no cunt out there has ever cunted this cunt on “…is a cunt”. And now just to make things worse, his cunt of a mate Farage has finally managed to get the cunt onto UKIP’s NEC. What’s the matter with UKIP? Have the cunts got a death wish?

This cunt is a fucking electoral liability. The rank and file membership think he’s a cunt, I think he’s a cunt and, frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the fragrant Christine thinks he’s a cunt.

Neil Hamilton is cunt amongst cunts; a veritable ubercunt; a cunt so large it could could swallow the Houses of Parliament. Whole. In one gulp. Cunts don’t come more cuntish than that!

Yes, Neil Hamilton IS a cunt – and anyone who disagrees is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Andre Johnson aka Christ Bearer

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Rapper Andre Johnson claims that he was in “complete control” of himself the night that the hacked off his own penis and jumped off a balcony earlier this year, despite admitting that he was on drugs.

The rapper, who had initially been linked to the Wu-Tang Clan, hit the headlines in April this year after he jumped off a Los Angeles balcony after having severed his penis, and he did so much damage that doctors were unable to reattach his member.

Now the rapper, who goes by the name Christ Bearer, has spoken out about his alleged lucid decision to cut off his willy, claiming that he is a god, giving Kanye West a run for his money.

“Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control. I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god. …Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god.”

You might think that Johnson lost the plot and may need some help, but he insists that he’s not “crazy” and mental health doctors have given him the all clear but he is continuing to visit a psychologist after being released from Cedars Sinai Medical Center.

“People perceived me as crazy, so I never wanted to speak wholeheartedly on the matter,” Johnson said of his silence following the incident. “I didn’t want to kill myself,” he continued. “That was just my response to the demons. They were doing their best to get to me, but being alive solidified my thoughts. …I’m alive, penis or no penis.”

A rep for the Wu-Tang Clan denied he was anything to do with them, insisting they have never heard of him before. They said: “He is not of any affiliation to Wu-Tang Clan or any of its subsidiaries. No one here has ever seen or heard of this fool until now.”

Definitely a grade A cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

John McCririck

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Absurdist ginger dyed gee-gees cunt commentator stands front of camera wearing crap pound shop bling doing the bookies Tic-Tac hand jive and tossing himself orf while he speaks. Dunno what the cunt is Prick-Wanking but the reply he gets back from the racing fraternity is always two fingers.

Bald cunt hence never seen without embarrassing titfer. Only possible advantage was he at least reduced screen time of fuck frightener Clare Balding. Now lost that battle so suggest he follows the old dyke mantra and go FUCK ORF AND DIE.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Trolls

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What’s with these cunts?

Nothing better to do than to post shit comments on blogs just to piss off the author. I’ve had my share lately, and all I have to say is “Fuck the fucking fuck off, you fuckers!”

Definitely cunts.

Nominated by : Dioclese

Left Wingers

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I want to nominate all left wingers for a cunting. Normally I would just ignore these tofu eating, hug a hoodie, solar powered, hippy friends of the Earth. However today I just can’t. Thatcher is dead. I was never particularly a fan, but she did stand up to the Argies and got a rebate on our financial contribution to the EU.

Today has seen those on the left show us what a bunch of dishonourable, evil, intolerant, disrespectful, ignorant, insensitive, vulgar, disgraceful, uncultured fuckwits they truly are. I know that Thatcher was exceptionally divisive. But to celebrate her death by partying in the streets, dancing with joy, swigging champagne from the bottle (common as fuck) and posting nasty comments is a complete and utter disgrace.

For fucks sake, the woman had been out of power for 23 years. She was 87 and showing signs of dementia. How did the left react? As stated above. Some of these twats weren’t even an itch in their daddies nuts when she was in power, but this didn’t stop the Stalinist little cunts from celebrating her death. Have we as a nation really stooped to such a barbarously low level?

What really made me angry though, were the comments made by that triumvirate of cunts, Derek Hatton, George Galloway, and Ken ‘Newt Fucker’ Livingstone. Three shining examples of the cuntishness of the left. Absolute proof that left wingers are absolute scum. The left constantly presume to preach to us about respect and tolerance for others, yet they are disrespectful to, and intolerant of, anyone who holds a different view to them. And they have nerve to call the likes of the BNP and the EDL scum? Pot, meet kettle. I’m not a supporter of the BNP or the EDL by the way. Blair and his mob did far more damage to the UK than Thatcher ever could, but the hypocritical fuckers conveniently forget that. So I want them cunted.

Nominated by : Quick Draw McGraw