Tony Blair [7]


I pray leave to move for an emergency motion under UN charter 666 to nominate the Cunt Tony Blair as being a shameless shitting himself lying spinning cunt.

You will have heard him attempt a pre emptive strike in lieu of the forthcoming Chilcunt report which will almost certainly criticise him for misleading Parliament, or at least it should if it is doing its job. He is sorry for acting on ‘Intelligence which was wrong about Saddams possession of WMD’ apparently. Well hold on right there. You see Blair you lying cunt, in actual fact there was no intelligence wrong or otherwise which claimed Saddam still possessed WMD. This was established during Alistair Campbells testimony in which he was unable to pinpoint what item of intelligence justified your bold assertion to Parliament that such possession was ‘beyond doubt’.

As a lawyer you know full well the import of such a phrase and you used it without justification. You lied in other words. If you had any intelligence which claimed this and which you acted on in good faith and which subsequently transpired to be wrong then you could be forgiven. But the fact is there was none. You are spinning a crock of shite today as if that was the case.

Fuck you , despite joining the Paedophile ridden Catholic church your concience is still eating you up as you look like a fucking skull.

Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter

Tessa Jowell


Tessa Jowell deserves a right good cunting.

This is the woman, you will remember, who together with her husband laundered the proceeds of crime via a mortgage which Jowell signed the application form for. When it was subsequently shown in an Italian court that this money had been an illegal bung paid to her bent lawyer fly boy husband by non other than arch corrupt criminal Silvio Berlusconi and which led to her husband being convicted, Jowell staged a false separation from him whilst publicity proclaiming his innocence.

Now why the fuck she would leave him if she thought he was innocent has never been fully explained though it does show you what a cunt she is if she is prepared to throw her husband under a bus to save her career. She also claimed she did not realise what she was signing to distance herself from the money laundering scheme her husband was ‘innocent’ of. Needless to say the separation was faked.

Now the deceitful cow wants to become the Mayor of London. Fuck Off she is having a laugh.

Nominated by: Cunting me cunting you aaah haaa

Kate Smurthwaite


I’d like to nominate Kate Smurthwaite. You might not know who Kate, so let me introduce you.

Kate Smurthwaite is a British, upper-class, Guardian reading, activist, Feminist….comedian!!! (Yeah, I know that’s a massive non-sequitur).

She is a cunt, not just because she looks like that wrinkled and revolting, watery hag from the film Legend (1985) in an expensive wig, not just because Sky News and TV shows like The Big Questions and Free Speech think she’s a viable guest to represent women on ‘gender issues’ (and talk about long debunked Feminist myths like the ‘Wage Gap’ ad nauseum), not even because she is like so many female comedians that rely on identity politics and slagging off a strawman and overtly hemogenised version of “men” to prop up their non-comedy, not even because she is as indicatively representative of how self-righteous and clever-for-the-sake-of-proving-how-educated-you-are British comedy has become. No.

(She’s not even a cunt for talking in that over-emphatic and affected Charlie Brooker-esque voice that all Lefty people under 40 seem to think qualifies someones IQ as being above the national average these days)

She’s a cunt because she is a collosal misandrist and a liar, yet, news media and topical talk shows pour over her punditry. She talks far too quickly (as if she really needs to void her bowls) in this desperate and exasperated emotional flap, and seems to think seeing things through the myopic lense of social ‘science’ is the best and only way to solve the worlds problems (ie men).

Anyone she debates on TV always hands her scorched tits back to her after a one-sided logical thrashing, at which point she always bows to sophistry and ‘argument by repetition’ as a means to cover up her losses and assert phrases like “But what about the sexism!”, “You still haven’t solved sexism!!”, even when confronted with facts that refute sexism was ever the cause.

If this woman was the last crone on earth I’d rather be slowly subsumed by the living bacteria in my stomach than attempt to proliferate the poisoned genetic mistake this woman would produce from our coitus. I’d rather the last surviving hope of the human race die along with my ball sack than to empty it into this womans hate filled vagina.


Nominated by : Jimmy Blockbottom

Walter Palmer [2]

screen-shot-2015-07-28-at-10-26-56-am1‘Dr’ Walter Palmer is the ignorant piece of shit who is currently the target of the entire planet’s disgust, because he killed Cecil, a very popular lion, who used to live in a Zimbabwean National Park with a compound bow. Palmer bribed two park workers $55,000 to guide him on a hunt for a Cecil. Apparently, he fucked up his first shot, wounding the animal and leaving it pain for two days before finally killing, skinning and decapitating a fairly famous member of an endangered species.

Now, Palmer claims he didn’t know that Cecil was so famous, or that what he did was illegal. The problem he has, is that is he’s known to be a lying cunt. In 2008, he got into trouble in the US, for lying about where he’d killed a bear. He was also fined nearly $3000 for hunting without a licence. There’s also the simple fact that Cecil was lured out of the park and killed on private property. So SOMEBODY knew it was illegal. The even greater tragedy, is the Cecil’s death probably won’t be the only one, because he had had six cubs. When another lion in the pride, apparently named ‘Jericho’ takes over, there’s a strong possibility that he’ll kill those six cubs. So in the end, this selfish cunt will have killed SEVEN lions.

Apparently Palmer has 43 kills, including leopards and rhino. The American half of my family are hunters, and I’ve been with them on several occasions. The difference though, is that my family have never been trophy hunters. There are no animal heads on the walls of their houses. Like many hunters in the US, my family hunt for food, and we’re talking wild hogs, deer, etc. My family regularly hunt with some Apache friends. Once they’ve taken all the meat they need, our Apache friends take the rest, which is a lot, and NOTHING gets wasted.

Scum like Palmer, although they like to think so, are NOT hunters. They are just killers. They have no respect for anything, least of the animals they slaughter. Looking at some of the photos in which he poses with the animals he’s killed, it’s clear that he thinks he’s some kind of hard man. There’s even one Putinesque image of him shirtless whilst lifting a dead leapord. In truth, he’s a small man, with a small mind. Anyone who kills for fun is nothing but a worthless scumbag.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Click [here] if you want to see just what a monumental cunt this bloke is…