Ian McNabb


Ian McNabb, the trampy hipster plinkety-plink.

Probably living in a skip by now with one silver fingernail of hope and desperation from all the losing scratchcards he has scraped whilst crying. If you are using your losing scratchcards as roaches for your trampy rollies you have made some cuntishly cunting life choices.

Jump in the Mersey you fucking loser cunt.

Nominated by: Neil Young’s Mongy Son

Boycotting awards


I’m boycotting the American Black Film Festival, the Black Movie Awards and the MOBO Awards, the Black International Film Festival, the Black Reel Awards, etc, etc…. just not enough whites getting prizes at them.

I guess that makes me a big white racist.

Nominated by: Nickleby

Not enough blacks in the BAFTAs, Oscars, Golden Globes? What ever happened to the best gets the gong whatever colour, race, sexual persuasion or any other fucking criteria but ability?

It’s alright to exclude whites from the MOBOs and loads of others to boot, but not the other way around. Hypocrites make me sick – whatever colour their skin is.

Face it – you didn’t get an Oscar nomination because you weren’t fucking good enough.

Play the race card. Works every time. You don’t want to attend the ceremony? Fine. Just fuck right off, losers…!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Stuart Lancaster


England Head Cunt Coach Stuart Lancaster. A former PE teacher for Christ’s sake, the half jocko arsehole stuck out a loser and pillock the second I clapt me eyes upon him. Far as I can make out the little turd just wants to carry orn as if nothing has happened.

Lancaster you cunt, after this humiliation your arse is now owned by the aussies so time to do the decent thing, scrum down with the Wallabies, drop your pants and take it like a man.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Women’s footie team


These cunts who think third place is something to shout about? That’s why no England team of this generation will ever win a tournament… Third place is success? Fuck me…

The BBC (naturally) lap it up…. They will probably make the tuppence flickers XI BBC Sports Personality team of the year….

So the “Lionesses” finished third and then celebrated… They actually partied after a failure…. One can imagine the scene: pissed on cider, WKD and sambuca, squawking ‘I Will Survive’ and ‘Angels (by that Robbie cunt)’ while stood on the tables and then crying in the bogs about an own goal….

And if that bald cunt, Prince Willam gushes about the Lionesses once more, someone should put him in a cage with one that hasn’t been fed for a week…

Nominated by: Norman

Andy Murray [9]

Andy Murray of Britain reacts during his men's singles final tennis match against Roger Federer of Switzerland at the Wimbledon Tennis Championships in London

So, Andy Murray gets cunted for the ninth time. Co-incidentally, if Federer wins this Sunday that’s the same number as the number of Wimbledon titles he’ll have won.

Murray didn’t just lose – he was totally outclassed and outplayed. As usual, his temperament let him down. Federer made it look easy. And it was easy because Federer is a champion and Murray is just a good player.

There’s only one person in tennis I despise more than this little scrote, and that’s his bloody mother. She really gets on my tits.

7-6, 7-6, 6-4 says it all. You’re out of your depth, sonny boy.

It has been said on here that some people keep getting cunted again and again and that this is just too much repetition. However, in Murray’s case the megacunt just can’t be cunted often enough.

Now fuck off back to the Caledonia Peoples Republic, you loser!

Nominated by: Dioclese