Judge Rinder [2]

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The only thing he has ever judged is the ‘how many cucumbers can you fit in your arse competition’ held every night at G.A.Y in London and then back to Rinders for some good old fashioned bum fisting, Just ask Micheal Barrymore & Stewart Lubbock, oh wait, you cant ask Lubbock, he’s six feet under with an arsehole the size of a dinner plate after that party at Barrymore’s

Nominated by: Boaby

Judge Rinder

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“Judge” Rinder is popping up all over day time TV in a shite courtroom “reality” show copied from the usual USA crapola. Robert Rinder is a camp cunt and prussic poofta who delivers jaundiced judgements on sub Jeremy Kyle type tossers that have no legal validity whatsoever. He is not a kosher judge, cunts.

According to his own publicity the cunt is apparently some sort orf bastard barrister and distinguished legal wizzo. Not too distinguished though not to prostitute himself for a wedge orf appearance fees on some tacky TV circus where wankers various claim against each other for grievances such as “I bought two hours of a brass’s time and she had fleas” or “the condoms I was sold at my corner shop are too big and the packie that owns it is refusing to change them because they have been used”. ( If only the cases were that interesting )

If any cunt is feeling aggrieved for having bought some orf Dioclese’s dodgy time share and fancies one orf tight arsed Rinder’s purse lipped put downs, give it a go.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke