Jools Holland [2]

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The Biggest Cunt Out Of All Of Them Is That Thumping Turd Who Thinks He’s So Good On the Piano… Cunt Face Penguin Jools Cunt Holland – Complete And Utter Cunt – As much talent as a dead rat.

Contrite Cunt – He should be eaten by Zulus! Useless Cunt.

Nominated by: Makumba

That little toad, Jools Holland, has got his usual array of horsemuck for his (filmed in November) Hootenanny…. Spice Girl, Mel C (there’s a coup!), tuneless Jocks, The Proclaimers, Lisa Stansfield (playing All Around The World for the umpteenth time!), Ray Davies (loved The Kinks. But he’s knackered now!) and Ruby Turner (there’s a fucking surprise!).

In other words, no big names whatsoever… Must be thankful, mind you… At least that atonal mockney bint, Lily Allen isn’t on it… Her cunt of a dad probably will be though…

Nominated by: Norman

Jools Holland

Jools Fucking Holland, a two legged Hemorrhoid and a total Grade A Cunt. Ivory tinkling tosspot who is in dire need of a good fucking kicking

His last show ranked a 9.7 on the Cunter scale, what a fucking annoying bastard

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD