Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos. You know, the guy who owns

The only reason I want him cunted is because his wealth has today officially passed the $150,000,000,000 mark (that’s 150 billion for all the thick cunts out there). That means he is roughly $150,000,000,000 richer than me, give or take a dollar or two.

Now I think that’s very unfair and mean of him. OK I accept the fact that he’s a self made technological and financial whizkid and I’m just a layabout thicko whose main attempts at making money involves things called Betfair and William Hill. Still, I think its very rude and disrespectful of Mr Bezos to flaunt his wealth so blatantly in front of me. It hurts my feelings and pride.

He reminds me of Harry Enfield’s Mr Loadsamoney, always waving fivers in front of poor people like me. I really can’t think of any other reason why he’s a cunt but surely having $150,000,000,000 in the bank is reason enough?

Nominated by CuntsR-Us (a jealous cunt)