Burka police


Time to give the West Midlands Police force a cunting of epic proportions or is it more correct to use a collective term of a cuntery for all the fuckers there that are considering to allow the full Burka in order to increase their BME percentage. For fucks sake anything that’s running around in a full Burka is not going to be allowed out to work by it’s owner..

Nominated by: Dianne Abbott

West Midlands Police are due a weapons grade, nuclear bomb of a cunting. In a sign of how far up the arse of Islam the police have crawled, it’s been revealed today that West Mids Police are actually considering allowing female muslim officer to wear the burqa. Can you imagine the sight of a fucking blacked out tent, with a blue light stuck on its head, and utility belt, trying to arrest a drunk at 0430 on a Saturday morning?

Who the fuck at that police ‘service’ decided it would be a good idea to even suggest such a ridiculous thing? The police are already experiencing the lowest level of public trust and confidence since Sir Robert Peel first founded the police force. Now some overpaid tosser wants officers to have even LESS respect, by allowing a minority of its officers to dress like walking bin bags, when it isn’t even a religious requirement.

I’ve said more than once in the past that I can’t stand muslims. It comes from having been to many of their cuntries (no, that’s not a spelling mistake), and experiencing true muslim culture. Not to mention the bullets, bombs, mortars and fucking camel spiders. Anyway, I for one would NOT even consider obeying a thing dressed like a soot covered Pac Man ghost. I would not recognise the authority of such a ridiculously dressed moron.

And here’s another thing, the police are required by law to show their warrant cards and ID on request. What happens if a male member of the public does that? How do you confirm the identity of a thing that is wearing a garment specifically designed to hide the wearer’s identity? Will the soot covered Pac Man ghost refuse to show its ID? And will it remove its veil so that the face on the ID card can be matched to the face under the bag?

Personally, I can’t see it happening. But the fact that it’s even being considered shows that, senior police officers certainly, have completely lost the plot. There are tons of decent, honest plods out there. It’s time they started to up to their upper echelons and FORCING them to return to doing the job they are paid to do. Protect law abiding citzens, prevent crime where possible, bring criminals to justice when necessary. Those at the top of West Mids police have far more important things to do than think about allowing a very small minority to wear bedsheets rather than the proper police uniform.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw



Muftis deserve a first class cunting. These camel riding jihad trainers are the fist lot that should be rounded up and fucked off back to their lands of sands. Peaceful or otherwise.

Or, a round up into a local mosque, lock it up and burn the cunt down, with them in it.
Whilst serving Pork Kebbabs outside from the beer tent in the carpark to all that want to watch.

Like all pests that get out of hand, and are not native or have no natural predator, the only real answer is a humane culling.

Very much like the badgers that annoy the cows.

The only thing this could be considered as is a gesture towards a good start.


Nominated by: King Cunt

The Hajj

Muslim pilgrims perform the final walk (

I’d like to cunt the hajj.

A bunch of delusional peaceful ones will go to this wankfest and end up throwing pebbles at a wall representing the made up Satan. 21st century and people go for this primitive bullshit. Just a few days ago a space probe started to orbit a planet millions of miles away.

No fucking wonder there’s only been ONE Muslim Nobel science prize winner.

Nominated by: Chris Horner

Fireman Sam


An episode of Fireman Sam has been withdrawn after an “error” which led to a depiction of the Koran being shown.

A scene in the children’s programme shows a fireman slipping on a pile of papers – and as they fly into the air a page from the Koran is “briefly depicted”, production firm Mattel said.

The episode was first broadcast in October 2014 on Channel 5 but the error has only recently been spotted. Mattel apologised and said it did not believe it was done “maliciously”.

I shit you not, this is taken from an actual article on the BBC. Questions must be asked :

    Is fireman Sam being radicalised?
    Was this a subliminal plant by the Prophet?
    Is the fictional firestation in Rotherham?
    If the Koran is so holy that no one can see it how do people fucking read it?
    Is someone having a fucking laugh?


Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

It would appear even Fireman Sam can upset the smelly goat worriers. Apparently a page of their fantasy tale book got shown on the show, promoting outrage .

Shame the same ‘outrage’ doesn’t happen when their fucking nutjob suicide mates decide to go out killing people. Funnily enough there’s never a peep from the Muslim Council then.


Nominated by: Mr Sausage

Islamic jihad

I think the religion of peace needs an emergency cunting. I probably don’t need to say much more than that after what happened in Nice last night.

Luckily the Jihadi did it before Friday prayers so the brothers can have a good chuckle about it together. I wish I could see the shock on his face as he’s introduced to the promised virgins just to see that they’re all male.

It’s about time the gloves were taken off and these fuckers were dealt with properly.

Nominated by: Dirk Snasgood