May I offer cinema adverts as a cause worth cunting?
I went to the pictures this afternoon and due to the misleading timing information provided by the good people at Vue, I had to sit through what seemed to be hours of cunting adverts. As I’m guessing that most people fast forward through adverts at home, I feel very irritated at being forced to sit through these before I could see the film I’d paid to watch.
And every advert was fucking wank. Without exception.
Nominated by: Guardian Hater
( Yes! You really can get a rivetting DVD of old Pearl & Dean cinema ads. It’s on my Christmas list! Ed. )
I see Go Compare have brought back that fucking annoying ‘Gio Compario’, the fucking welsh cunt ‘opera’ singer.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw