Nick Grimshaw

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NICK GRIMSHAW. I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU CUNTED HIM, THERE IS NO BIGGER CUNT WHO HAS EVER LIVED, IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY. IF YOU DON’T CUNT (OR RECUNT) HIM THEN THIS WEBSITE ISN’T AUTHENTIC CUNT. ENJOY MY CAPS LOCK YE CANT YE

IN FACT NOT JUST IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY, IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE, IN THE HISTORY OF MATTER, SINCE THE BIG BANG. HE’S SO BIG A CUNT HE PROBABLY CAUSED THE BIG BANG FROM ONE MASSIVE FANNY FART FROM HIS QUIFFY CUNT LIPS. HOW HAS THIS CUNT GOT ON THE RADIO AND NOW THE TV

Nominated by: Curly Cuntington

The Confused.com robot

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I fucking hate that cunt of a robot that’s in those confused.com adverts….

That irritating little fucker that sounds like a Daft Punk record (ie: nauseatingly shite!)…. Of course, loads of riff-raff and thick cunts think this thing is cute (see cunting of Meerkats)…

Personally I’d cover it in diesel and flick matches at it….

Nominated by: Norman

( and the little cunt is breeding!.. )

Cinema advertising

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May I offer cinema adverts as a cause worth cunting?

I went to the pictures this afternoon and due to the misleading timing information provided by the good people at Vue, I had to sit through what seemed to be hours of cunting adverts. As I’m guessing that most people fast forward through adverts at home, I feel very irritated at being forced to sit through these before I could see the film I’d paid to watch.

And every advert was fucking wank. Without exception.

Nominated by: Guardian Hater

( Yes! You really can get a rivetting DVD of old Pearl & Dean cinema ads. It’s on my Christmas list! Ed. )

Moderation

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The “moderators” of MSM online comments are cunts, especially the Daily Mail and Express. Most of the comments contribute fuck-all or are factually wrong and get waved thru. If you go to the trouble of adding a reply/correction –

short intermission whilst I cunt that fat opera singer cunt for Go Compare who’s just appeared on the shit-box
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and go to the trouble of including some links to show the facts you invariably get a “thanks for your comment – it is under review” and you never see the comment again. The Mail and Express did this to me earlier so I posted DM/DE ISAC and they appeared straight away – obviously the cunts have no sense of irony.

Nominated by: Mary Hinge-Frottom