Leo Veradka

“I know they call me the Teashop, but this is ridiculous!”

The new Irish Teashop is a woofta, likes to shag the little people ta be shure, ta be shure and is the oh so multi-cultural son orf an Indian immigrant, rabidly pro-EU, in its late thirties and hates Blighty. A painfully perfect PC match then for the EU now dedicated to making life as difficult for Great Britain as possible in the Brexit negotiations. Been here before with the Irish Republicans dedicated to backstabbing us during the First and the Second World Wars.

Only bright side is he now has to deal with the DUP and the likes orf Arlene Foster so every chance orf a re-booted Armed Struggle which we can leave to the new European Army to sort oit for a few decades. Whichever way it goes we can rely on our Irish friends to hoover in obscene amounts orf cash from the Yanks, the EU and alas poor Blighty.

Just a thought. Leo would be an excellent representative for Ireland in the Eurovision Song Contest doncha think?

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Daniel O’Donnell


Daniel O’Donnell is a smug, pretentious, sickly Irish cunt .

Think of all those menopausal, frustrated housewives with their wet fannies watching him on Strictly. Met a young Irish kid once who used to be in his Irish dance troupe, she reckoned he was a real bell end, who never went anywhere without his entourage of people with their heads up his arse.

Constantly publically paying homage to adoring fans whilst secretly telling them to fuck off, wanker.

Nominated by: Lou Smorrels

Michael Flatley


Michael Flatley is a thundering cunt trumpet…

This plastic paddy Yank inflicted the revolting Riverdance on us in the 90s: thus inspiring a cringworthy love-in for all things ‘Oirish’ (along with Jack Charlton and those Corrs cunts!)…
This walking ego then came up with Lord Of The Dance: More Diddly Diddly cartoon paddy twaddle and gullible twats the world over lapped it up… Then there was the diabolical Celtic Tiger…

Flatley’s ‘view’ on Irish history and an arselicking masterclass for good ol’ Uncle Sam… This theatrical crime had Vikings dancing with Irish maidens (no burning, raiding, rape or pillage from the Norsemen?), the British persecuting the Paddies (with Flatley pompously intervening dressed as a priest!), then the biig headed Yankie cunt (for no reason) dressed as an airline pilot while some bird danced around in a stars and stripes bikini (that was the only good bit!)… The rest of the show was about ‘Oirlund’ showing its ‘gratitude’ to the good ol’ US of A… Irish history? Funny that I didn’t see any pub bombings, balaclavas, semtex, Nazi U-Boats docking in welcoming Irish ports and the wonderful Yanks funding a major terror organisation…

Now this preening, arrogant cunt is back with Lord Of The Dance II, or some shite like that.. Michael Flatley is a cunt, to be sure, to be sure…

Nominated by: Norman

St Patrick’s Day

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St Patrick’s Day is the biggest cunt in the universe.

From shit pubs to shit “stout” Oirland has given us many things, and St Paddy’s Day is the absolute pits. Every March 17th plastics up and down England get to get dead drunk, shout, swear and sing “rebel songs” from the comfort of a town centre pub, safe in the knowledge Al-Qaeda or ISIL won’t gut them, a guarantee only made true by the hard work of British security services (which they say they hate).

And such is the hypocrisy on display when these lazy ass bastards, who profess to love Oiiirlannnd so much they can’t even be arsed to fuck off and live there and prefer instead to live here and mouth off about how much they “hate the fucking English”.

So we sensible folk look on, pity in our eyes, as these sad bastards – who profess to love their “spiritual home” so much yet will never know the joy of living there – make complete tits of themselves in naff green costumes serenaded by faux-traditional “music”.

One of the worst things about living in England is all the shit foreign customs we get to be “enriched” by, and St Paddy’s Day is the best (worst) example of that.

Nominated by: Colin Murray’s Brain

The fucking bogtrotters export their tedious national day and crappy stout all over the world. What amazes the fuck out of me is how non-Irish cunts lap it all up. Our own national day (Waitangi) passes by with nary a mention. Likewise St. Georges Day or American Independence.

But say the magic words ” St. Patrick” and presto fucking changeo every cunt suddenly thinks they’re in Dublin. Fake, boring and coming to a bar near you soon.

Nominated by: Kiwicunt

Gerry Adams


Worth reminding ourselves who this rat faced oirish cunt is. Son of Gerry Adams Snr and has a son called Gerry Adams Jnr. Can you guess the name of his grandfather? Why Gerry Adams. Obviously not much imagination in the family or a lot of incest. Indeed our Gerry has shed tears on air when talking about the abuse he received from his paedo father.

Is it possible to question his loyalty to the Parliament in which he served until 2011 or at least claimed expenses? Well Adams Snr set a fine example during WWII by helping the Nazi war effort by taking part in IRA operations against British forces. We do not forget that Lord Haw Haw was a mick.

With a slippery Fenian cunt like Adams it is always important to listen to what he does not say rather than to what he does say. Remember “putting arms beyond use”. Did not mean they were being destroyed as part of the peace process, just hiding them in a hole somewhere in Donegal (bandit country). Likewise his statements about Jean McConville. He has said that he was not involved in her abduction and her murder. It may be strictly true that he did not get his own hands dirty but it is a coaches and horses statement which still allows him to have participated in the planning and sanctioning. Typical Adams speak.

Have knocked around Northern Oirland meself in the ’70s and ’80s and had me old Bentley driven orf the road in bandit country by some paedo provo cunt in a van just because I was sporting English number plates. No secret then that Adams was an IRA brigade commander who went on to become chief of the whole shooting match. Adams is a typical two faced IRA cunt with a vast catalogue of previous. He is as guilty as hell. If he becomes a further embarrassment to the IRA there are plenty of arms buried in Donegal that can be returned to use.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

( Is this the same guy that played with Gerry and the Peacemakers? Ed. )