The new Irish Teashop is a woofta, likes to shag the little people ta be shure, ta be shure and is the oh so multi-cultural son orf an Indian immigrant, rabidly pro-EU, in its late thirties and hates Blighty. A painfully perfect PC match then for the EU now dedicated to making life as difficult for Great Britain as possible in the Brexit negotiations. Been here before with the Irish Republicans dedicated to backstabbing us during the First and the Second World Wars.
Only bright side is he now has to deal with the DUP and the likes orf Arlene Foster so every chance orf a re-booted Armed Struggle which we can leave to the new European Army to sort oit for a few decades. Whichever way it goes we can rely on our Irish friends to hoover in obscene amounts orf cash from the Yanks, the EU and alas poor Blighty.
Just a thought. Leo would be an excellent representative for Ireland in the Eurovision Song Contest doncha think?
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke