Griefjackers [3]


Celebrities & plebs who post epitaphs & eulogy’s on Twitter when someone famous has died are cunts.
Posting a Tweet when someone dies make me sick, if it was not bad enough every fucking celebrity posts a Tweet –

Case in point: Dave Cameron posting this on the news David Bowie has died

I grew up listening to and watching the pop genius David Bowie. He was a master of re-invention, who kept getting it right. A huge loss.

Oh fuck off Dave! You never liked him. You never listened to his music. Just name a song he recorded and recite more than one line, NO, you cannot do it.

Then you have every other celebrity cunt posting the same pointless, devoid of any true sentiment, generic RIP Tweet because they have to show some kind of empathetic remorse. It makes no difference 90% of these cunts never knew David Bowie, but the PR machine demands they Tweet, total fucking herd mentality!

And as for the general public, don’t get me started, I bet if you collated every RIP post on Twitter today it would total fucking billions, all the same self-indulgent, narcissistic platitudes.


On the plus side, someone must have had Bowie in the dead pool

Nominated by: Boaby

( Regrettably, nobody had Bowie in the Dead Pool. Ed. )

Young Earth Creationism


These fanatical cunts are among the most dishonest cowardly hypocrites you are likely to run into on the web.

They are slowly infiltrating common sense with a view of destroying it. They are sneaky cunts too often to be found loitering around Science forums pretending to post a genuine thread but after a few replies they soon turn it around to some form of intelligent design bollocks. They are pretty much told what they can and can’t argue about on their various websites so as not to look foolish. They are campaigning against Evolution being taught in school science classes.

They are told never to cite proof but use the word ‘evidence’ at every opportunity and last but not least when you corner one of these cunts in debate and they run out of answers they just nonchalantly throw in ‘well god works in mysterious ways’ like a utter cunting get out of jail free card!

Nominated by: Pagliacci

Bruce Jenner


Speaking of that cunt Bruce Jenner, it seems like his spoiled brat daughters and wives drove him to insanity. He’s got what 20 kids or some shit? It’s all finally turned him into a gay tranny and he will actively be dating black guys just like his daughters.

It’s also funny to note in his leading days of becoming a woman he gets 1 person killed ,and five other people injured but Jenner was able to walk away from the accident. Just like a woman!! Fucking lucky cunt. Apparently millionaires have a licence to kill and now he’s a shemale so he is now officially a real CUNT.

Nominated by: Titslapper

Chris Spivey [2]

A monkey wearing a Chris Spivey T-shirt

A monkey wearing a Chris Spivey T-shirt

Chris spivey deserves a massive re-cunting as the fat ignorant conspiracy theorist cunt is claiming, predictably, that the Tunisian massacre didn’t happen and was staged by “crisis actors”…

Nominated by: Fred West

A cunt out of his own mouth :

your own common sense should leave you laughing at events such as this latest crock of horseshit coming out of Tunisia

Lying British crisis actors more commonly known as Pondlife Traitor Arse-wipe Shitheads make up some hysteria inducing old bollocks after being trapped in their own tiny fucking minds and given a strict mandate to work non-existent Terrapins hurling FUCK ALL at anybody into their fantasy

The gunman who was later shot dead was named as Seifeddine Rezgui, 23 – in other words, an unpronounceable name commonly given over to nonexistent terrapins by the woefully inadequate, government sponsored false flag, scriptwriters

15 Britons were among the 38 who were mercilessly killed in the massacre yesterday and that number ‘may well rise’, Tunisia’s Foreign Minister Tobias Ellwood has said. Yeah, Tobias will be waiting on a phone call from the Cunt Cameron to tell him whether to increase the number of British dead or not.

7/7 was a false flag attack too although that was carried out on British soil. Are the Monkey-Boyz saying that this false flag in Tunisia was carried out on the orders of the British Government? Or did ISIS telephone the Cunt Cameron and tell him that this was an attack specifically targeting the British.

I apologize most sincerely for inflicting this piece of disrespectful, egotistical, sadly deluded piece of pond life on the public. I shall immediately commit suicide to asuage my guilt, realising that Chris will probably say that Cameron had me bumped orf in a false flag attack.

Nominated by: Chris Spivey’s Mum

Gala Bingo


Ok, I’ve tried to ignore it. I’ve tried to resist the temptation. But I just can’t do it. I have to nominate GALA bingo and their fucking adverts for a cunting. We’ve all seen them. So vacuous looking bit part actor suddenly singing “GALALALA, GALALALA”. It’s inane, it’s insane, it’s fucking inducing homicidal thoughts.

I want to see the ad agency cunt who thought of these adverts decapitated, and their skull fucked by an angry baboon. I want the actors thrown into a pool full of piranhas, and I want the Chief Executives of Gala forced to wrestle a thousand hungry lions. THAT is how much I hate those fucking ads

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw