If you ever needed proof that people are mind-controlled then look at Black Friday.
Hoards of arseholes stampeding through the shops like they hadn’t eaten for 3 weeks all to get their XBOX for half-price. Fighting over the products like it’s a scrap of bread in the Gulag.
Now if that was not proof enough people are fucking moronic mind-controlled cunts, then the assumption they are getting it half-price is even more proof.
NO you are not getting it half-price, you are getting:
1. The retailer making 100% mark-up instead of the usual 200%
2. Old technology which is now slower but also cheaper because it is essentially obsolete.
Have you seen the new iPhone 6s advert? It starts out by saying:
“This is iPhone 6S, Not much has changed except it responds to the pressure of your finger”
Well fuck-me, Mrs Boaby responds the pressure of my fist, especially this time of year.
FUCK BLACK FRIDAY, FUCK THE GULLIBLE BRITISH PUBLIC, FUCK APPLE, FUCK IPHONE 6S & FUCK MRS BOABY
Happy Christmas ?
Nominated by: Boaby