Pay pal still have a hundred quid of mine.

I won a couple of auctions and paid the cash, but pay pal refused to send the money onto the vendors and pocketed it themselves. When I complained the cunts said that in the small print there is a provision for them to withhold payments and keep the money for 6 months. So after 6 months I asked for the money back but the cunts said they had no records of any such transactions.

Robbing cunts!!

Nominated by: Fat Rich

Ticket touts [2]


Ticket sites are undisputed cunts…

A matter of hours after Stone Roses tickets went on sale those bastards at are flogging them well over their face value… If someone does this outside Old Trafford they are viewed as a tout… And that’s all these sites like Ticketmaster and Get Me In are: just touts who want to hoover up as much money as possible…

The band themselves could find a better way and help stop fans getting ripped off… Didn’t Led Zeppelin in their early years used to sell their tickets through their fan club and therefore their fans got first pickings and at face value? I like The Roses as a band and as people… I just hope they don’t turn into another Eagles: just doing their greatest hits for enormous amounts of cash…

The upcoming gigs are also at The Etihad Stadium…. Fuck that… Surely the Arena would have been a better venue?

Nominated by: Norman



eBay – a market of cunts!

A friend of mine recently wanted to bid for an item but was not happy that the robbing cunt of a seller was asking 15 fucking quid for postage. Luckily she found another similar item for the same price from a local seller so arranged the purchase to collect. Only this cunt was worse. The fucker failed to mention missing parts till the 11th hour, so my friend told him to fuck himself, quite rightly the cunt. Of course by now she’d missed the first cunt’s sale and there was only one more available from some cunt asking £50 more, so he got fucked off as well.

I once won a Cocteau Twins CD off there for a quid. The cunt selling must have been miffed ‘cos the tightarsed fuck failed to dispatch the cunt for six fucking weeks. I gave the bastard some right negative feedback, I can fucking tell you.

What I also hate about these cunts is how 99% of items are now fucking buy it now. The cunts don’t even let you nab a fucking bargain like they used to when it was all bids. And don’t get me started on Pay Cunting Pal, I wouldn’t trust that fucking set up again after the cunts got hacked that time.

Nominated by: Dead Bill

Ebay are cunts, buying is usually ok, selling can be a financial fucking minefield of ways ebay can hold on to your dosh under a smokescreen of ‘buyer protection’ loopholes!

Nominated by: Pagliacci

Black Friday & the Gullible Public


What an absolute load of fucking shit, Black Friday has arrived and the Great British Public are out like sheep under the misguided illusion they are getting an ‘absolute bargain’.
If you ever needed proof that people are mind-controlled then look at Black Friday.
Hoards of arseholes stampeding through the shops like they hadn’t eaten for 3 weeks all to get their XBOX for half-price. Fighting over the products like it’s a scrap of bread in the Gulag.

Now if that was not proof enough people are fucking moronic mind-controlled cunts, then the assumption they are getting it half-price is even more proof.

NO you are not getting it half-price, you are getting:

1. The retailer making 100% mark-up instead of the usual 200%
2. Old technology which is now slower but also cheaper because it is essentially obsolete.

Have you seen the new iPhone 6s advert? It starts out by saying:
“This is iPhone 6S, Not much has changed except it responds to the pressure of your finger”

Well fuck-me, Mrs Boaby responds the pressure of my fist, especially this time of year.

So …..


Happy Christmas ?

Nominated by: Boaby