Michael Moore [4]

I see American motormouth Micheal Moore has been giving his opinion on brexit? As you can imagine it wasn’t a positive one, infact he said that we should ” enjoy our miserable life on our island” ?? Charming!, so I say ” enjoy your early heart attack you lard arsed fat cunt American gobshite!!” …….

Nominated by Quislings

Kanye West [2]

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Kayne west professional at being a untalented cunt and utter bellend wants more money but not just from anybody. He wants it from Mark Zuckerberg Mr.facebook cunt, Zuckerberg is famous for stealing the idea for FB from two university students. Begging for money from a unscrupulous cunt like Zuckerberg?.

Fucking comedy gold quotes like “Also for anyone that has money they know the first rule is to use other people’s money.(Blimey unbelievable), “Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas”(he talks in 3rd person BTW) and “Yes I am personally rich and I can buy furs and houses for my family but I need access to more money in order to bring more beautiful ideas to the world.” (Furs and houses for my fambly?!)

Lol oh fuck I can’t breathe from laughing so hard by the way what beautiful ideas has this cunt brought to the world? The cunt has a billion dollar supermodel wife sells his shoes & MOCO music to nigger chav bellends and he still needs more money. Slavery was abolished for this?

Nominated by: Titslapper

Londons Biggest Street Party

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I would like to cunt “Londons Biggest Street Party”

Ok So, lets all put in 150 Quid – and go join Wills, Kate and Harry to Celebrate Grans 90th. The richest family in England, charging the ones that pay them 150 to join a 90th birthday celebration?

My Grandmother turned 90 a few years back. She is blissfully resting now but no cunt paid 150 to come see her. And she would have both turned up and cooked if they did.

Maybe ISAC should book a whole table, for all to show up and let the real comments fly. Id love to see that on the BBC.

Nominated by: King Cunt

London’s Biggest Street Party – £150 a pop with all proceeds to Peter Philips’ event organising company on a non-profit making basis…

…after he’s paid himself a fucking great big salary of course!

Comes to something when the richest family in the land has to stick its snout in the trough!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Rich cunts on games shows

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What’s with these rich cunts who go on TV game shows to win more money, when they don’t need the fucking money?

I watched Tipping Point the other week and a fucking Headteacher won a shit load of money, and we all no most Headteachers earn £60000-£110000, fucking greedy cunts. I think he wanted the money to put in his open fire to keep the house warm.

Nominated by: Bob Bob

Pay Day Loan Companies

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Any Pay Day Loan Company’…is a Cunt, via a retrospective Cunting of Oliver Cromwell.

Why Old Nol? For letting the jewish money lenders back in to the cuntry in 1657. Yea gods and little fishes did he think Eddy I kicked them out for the good of his health in 1290? No! He kicked them out because they made money from nothing, lots of money, from usurious interest rates on loans, or as we know it today: Pay Day Lending -1750% APR- if yer lucky. But Wait. If you go a penny overdrawn at say: Barclloydshaghifax and have several direct debits and standing orders, should these fall due while you are in a one penny unapproved overdraft situation then boy are you in for an even bigger kicking. (>7500% in one report) What’s the feckin difference? Where’s the fekin justice? Hang on. Didn’t some beardy, left wing, sandal wearing, do-gooding son of a virgin start the ball rolling two thousand years ago by kicking the money lenders out. Why haven’t the fekin God-botherers sorted the Cunts? Fuck me! Will we never learn?

Where was I? Ah yes: Cromwell…So Cromwell helped Solomon Dormido get his feet under the table at the exchange ► Jim II. wouldn’t legitimize the yidd bastard ► so Jim was ousted by Willy III. ► who took their finance. ► Bank of England established 1694 ► Loaned money for Willy’s new Navy ► National debt ► Blah, blah, bollox, bollox, & Bob’s yer fathers brother, the rest is then history with a lot of noughts till we find ourselves in the de-regulated financial shitswamp we have today thanks, finally, to that stupid bitch thatcher giving head to the City Yuppies, sorry, giving the City Yuppies their head. Simplistic? Maybe, cuntvelouted? certainly, but remember this: Edward the 1st Edict of Expulsion is still on the statute books so each and every Red Sea Pedestrian now abode in England is an illegal immigrant. However, I’m here to get the pay day lenders, so:

You fucking blood sucking immoral Cunts who would make loan sharks look like heaven sent Cherubs:

Pay day lending companies you…is a Cunt (As me bros would say; pizzle init dawg!)

No I don’t know either.

Nominated by: King Cnut